What contradiction!
Last week you said you loved plums
Today you hate them
Today you hate them
Tomorrow they rule the World
Join the Underground
Join the 'Underground.
Lou Reed is getting lonely.
Be Venus in furs.
Be Venus in fur
Beautiful animals died
For this pretension
For this pretension
Elevates sham to new heights
You are King of Faux
You are King of Faux
Monarch of the glen and mount
Careful not to fall
Careful not to fall
Off those four inch heels of yours
You might break a nail
You might break a nail
Rather than a leg if you
Act unenthus'dly.
Act unenthus'dly
'Tis better than not acting
Hamlet found that out
Hamlet found that out
In the cold world around him
Villains have guises.
Villains have guises
but the duke had none
on Saint Bartholomew's Day
Villains have guises
They may flatter and seduce
Unsuspecting hearts
Unsuspecting hearts
Are more easily fooled, but
Do not shun kindness.
Do not shun kindness
Such a rare commodity
Needs heartfelt welcome
Needs heartfelt welcome
Be given to those strangers
Squatting in Jes' car?
Squatting in Jes' car
Was colonel Mustard in drag
He looked quite lovely.
He looked quite lovely,
Although those pink stilettos
Bring out his bad hues.
Bring out his bad hues
And he will sing you the blues
So sweet and so sad.
So sweet and so sad
Is Shakespeare's 'The Willow Song;'
One is struck by loss.
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