One is struck by loss
Of silence and privacy
Cell phones invade us
Cellphones invade us;
They're taking over high streets
With their evil 'tones.
With their evil tones,
Musicians scarify our
Ears relentlessly.
Ears relentlessly
Wiggle in time to music.
It's only a phase.
It's only a phase
This craze with low carb diets
New trends will follow
New Trends will follow
If we do something better
The World will prosper
The world will prosper
If everyone helps others.
But no one listens.
But no one listens
When Aunt Liz talks about snails
An odd obsession
An odd obsession,
Throwing chickens chickens at boards, is
Become popular.
Become popular
If you wish, but I prefer
Being the odd one
Being the odd one
Has plenty of benefits:
Elusiveness rocks.
Elusiveness rocks
So, leave me to my secrets
Stick your nose elsewhere
"Stick your nose elsewhere!"
Sleeping with a dog in bed
More problems than fleas
More problems than fleas
And ants for that homeless guy.
What did he once do?
What did he once do?
He died on the cross for us,
misguided bugger.
Misguided bugger
They say he was a tycoon
It's hard to believe
It's hard to believe
That we all evolved from dogs--
Well, most of the time.
Well, most of the time
I can stifle my laughter
Sometimes it escapes
Sometimes, 'it' escapes.
It likes to ransack the town,
Breaking shop windows.
