We want no Big Macs
With artery clogging fat
That makes tummies bulge
Haiku à la bad Dylan Thomas impersonator in Llanelli:
That makes tummies bulge
Turns mine to grass. I am dumb
To say I'm my death.
To say I'm my death
Is patently absurd but
Dylan was oft drunk.
Dylan was oft drunk
And he did not go gentle
Into that good pub
Into that good pub,
much beer has been delivered,
and crisp chips as well.
And crisp chips as well
Help to stimulate the mind
Truly food for thought
Truly food for thought
Bag of chips, boxed wine, and thou
Khayyam paraphrased
Khayyam paraphrased
An ideal picnic for two
Would you like to come?
"Would you like to come?"
"Oh yes, ever so! Thank you!"
"Sorry- all sold out"
Sorry! All sold out
of socks and shoes, but we've still
got tall leather boots.
<thud>
Got tall leather boots
And a forward character:
Bush is a starlet.
Bush is a starlet
Who did he have to sleep with
To get the big part?
To get the big part,
I emoted night and day.
Drama exhausts me.
Drama exhausts me
I much prefer comedy
Give me a good laugh
Give me a good laugh
With good friends in a pretty
Place in the sunshine.
Place in the Sunshine:
A new 'Move up and go' show
With Kaiser Wilheim.
With Kaiser Wilhelm
I share a love of horses,
But not ancestry.
But not ancestry,
rather haberdashery,
all mad as hatters.
All mad as hatters
Are those Republican men;
They want a cold war.
They want a cold war
To stop all global warming
What faulty logic!
