Sparrows infiltrate
Where chaffinches fear to tread.
But gulls dominate
But gulls dominate
The world of bird politics;
What can robins do?
What can robins do?
More than anableps the four
Eyed fish, I suspect.
Eyed fish, I suspect,
Feel more endangered than those
Overlooked by men.
Overlooked by men,
She dived into the calm pool
Beneath the cascade.
Beneath the cascade,
There are unusual things
Called Umpa-Loompas.
Called Umpa-Loompas
They resemble my cousins,
Those we don't mention
Those we don't mention
always have the final word
beware the outcast
Beware the outcast
wearing feathers and corsets.
He's peculiar.
or
if you pronounce things differently than I do ...
Beware the outcast
wearing feathers and corsets.
He is peculiar.
He is peculiar
And always has been
A rara avis
A rara avis,
with a feather mask and then
a boa. Quel freak.
A boa. Quel freak
That snake makes me quite nervous
He's winking at me
He's winking at me,
The young man in the pink shirt
And a floral tie.
And a floral tie
On the carefully wrapped gift
A special present
A special present
I made it for you myself
Nevermind the dents.
Never mind the dents -
It's only done ten thousand
Miles, had one owner.
Miles, had one owner
And thought himself fortunate
And a lucky dog
And a lucky dog
Today baked himself a cake:
He's hailed as genius.
He's hailed as genius -
A man who can bake? Can he
Take the rubbish out?
Take the rubbish out!
I've told you too many times
We want no Big Macs.
