God, the Devil and Twitter

I haven't gone Twitter yet (real men don't Tweet), and if the Pope (who really does resemble my late aunt) does I can only believe this is the first sign that the world is coming to an end (which would explain why the tub drain keeps clogging).


Then again, maybe I'm just imagining it all and I'm performing brain surgery on a goat in a field somewhere.

It was noted that the pope had many thousands of followers, but he was following no one. Typical

@Bathsheba: Did you click on that link I sent you? #RepWeiner

@Jacob: sorry, Leah, but I thought you were Rachel #aboutlastnight

So what??? He was a nazi before me too... Wait;... I've never been a nazi...