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Personal relations . . . whaddaya think?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 11:45 am
So, i was walking the little dogs to the groomer this morning, and after i left them there and was headed home, this woman hit on me. She wasn't bad that lookin' . . . mid- to late-40s, decent shape. But the tattoo on her bicep of a heart with the banner across it readin "Lucille" and her heavy beard kinda put me off. I mean, her beard was heavier than mine, and i haven't shaved in a few days.

Was i being too shallow?
 
wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 11:52 am
@Setanta,
Much too shallow. Since you were on your way to a groomer, you should have told the woman that you would gladly pay for her grooming as well.
Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 11:52 am
@Setanta,
Hearing the Kinks:

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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 11:56 am
@wandeljw,
I didn't have that kinda cash on me . . . anyway, i was pretty sure she just wanted to use and discard me . . .






. . . not that there's anything wrong with that . . .
ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 12:13 pm
@Setanta,
Shocked
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 02:11 pm
Man . . . That Girl always shows up . . . how does she do that ? ! ? ! ?
jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 03:40 pm
@Setanta,
Did you notice if she had any hair growing out of her ears? if so could have been a hot tranny mess Wink
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 03:40 pm
@Setanta,
You're too tall to hide in the crowd.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 04:18 pm
@Setanta,
Perhaps you were too quick to judge. She could have just been at that awkward growing out stage. Another month or so and it could be at a full beard stage...doesn’t chafe so much as tickle.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 04:46 pm
@Joeblow,
you're killing me
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 04:58 pm
@Joeblow,
Joeblow wrote:

Perhaps you were too quick to judge. She could have just been at that awkward growing out stage. Another month or so and it could be at a full beard stage...doesn’t chafe so much as tickle.


That's SO true.

Set was definitely shallow.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 05:51 pm
Yeah, but who the hell is Lucille?
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