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The Fantasy Fantasy A2K NFL Pick-Um Thread for 2011-2012

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 04:13 pm
@realjohnboy,
Two down thumbers on a sporting thread!!! Sheesh!!!

Down thumbing is the action of an unmitigated, unreconstructed slimeball which no sporting gentleman or gentlewoman would tolerate the company of. I'm quite used to such snotty-nosed wretches on other threads but to find them at work on a sporting thread disgusts me as much as would a freshly laid turd on a starched, white tablecloth, with embroidered edgings, on the dining room table.

And one of my down-thumbed posts contained a quote from one of America's finest minds and greatest writers, who is justly famous the world over, and who any real American must be proud of, which sufficiently demonstrates that when John used the word "silliness" to describe our efforts over the last 13 weeks he was in intellectual company the excellence of which it defies the language to express.

Even a half-baked sportsman or woman cannot but be moved to cancel out those sneaky personal fouls which are a besmirchment to the good name of our clubhouse.

And the other post to which the underhanded gumpy dickheads applied their mealy-mouthed cowardice merely pointed out the obvious. That we admire the predatory virtues of ferocity and cunning. WWW admires ferocity and ruthlessness, shiny rippling muscles and a nice hair-do. Running admires fleetness of foot and stamina. All sports are set up to provide metaphors for things which contribute to predatory success. The best of the computer games players will probably end up as drone flight guidance operatives or air traffic controllers when planes are landing at 5 second intervals. Look how the offside penalty is designed to discourage premature discharge from the starting position. They can't teach dogs to hold back which is why they use traps at the tracks.

And if we admire these virtues of the predatory propensity we should damn well admit it and I am happy to do so. As long as it is all controlled by Christian officials.

ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 04:38 pm
@spendius,
I don't remember, I might have. Probably not twice as I'm easily bored. I thumb you down when go glossolallia ranting in fulgent misogyny. Live with it.
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:54 pm
@ossobuco,
I love it osso.

"Glossolallia ranting in fulgent misogyny" is what not a few of my lady friends were really trying to say.

But you have slightly missed the point which is the use of the thumb-down on a sporting thread. It's not me I'm bothered about but the fact that there are two unsporting persons on a sport's thread. It's a dirty, sneaky, underhanded foul perped by persons unknown who admire ferocity and cunning but don't like the fact being pointed out.

If I was bothered about being thumbed down I would have jumped off the Clifton suspension bridge by now.
Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:05 pm
@spendius,
I read in The Guardian that the line is forming in Clifton now to assist.
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Coin-Toss
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:06 pm
Hi, Hi. How Have Things Turned This Time? (H-H-H-H-T-T-T-T, get it?)
Week #13 has not been kind to me so far. I am 6-9 and have the Jaguars tonight.
Thanks to Cicerone for flipping for me.
Next week, JohnBoy has lined up a celebrity tosser named Gustavratzenhofer to help me. I don't know him. I understand he appears periodically and then disappears for a spell. Brigadoon like. Remember the musical, Brigadoon? It was about an Irish village that would appear every once in awhile and then would disappear into the mist after just one day. An old guy (JohnBoy, in his performance) explains this secret about the village to a mystified audience well into act 1. Two travelers show up and one of them falls in love with a local girl.
But I digress. Gus lives in a swamp, in a cabin with a porch slanted towards the brackish, smelly water. It might be only a foot deep, but a coin that rolls the wrong way might never be seen again unless Gus needs spare change really badly. I would be terrified to go there, quite frankly. But I digress again.
In Week #14, I am going with Pitt, NE, KC, Cincy, Balt, Car, TB, NO, Mia, Minn, AZ, Den, GB, Buff, NYG, Sea.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:12 pm
@Coin-Toss,
I think gus was the model for the American Gothic painting by Grant Wood.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 06:16 pm
@spendius,
You're the ******, sweets.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 04:59 am
@realjohnboy,
Quote:
Sure enough, there is a five-way tie for 1st place in this week's race with just the game between San Diego and Jacksonville to go. CoastalRat is 11-4 and says SD will win 27-20. Edgar (39-17), Tico (28-17) and Region (34-24) also have SD.
AndyClubber (14-10) and EhBeth (27-21) pick Jax.
chargers win 38-14.
congrats to Edgar, i believe...
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 06:13 am
@Region Philbis,
By golly, that ought to move my standing up to #19.
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 08:19 am
@edgarblythe,
YaY, Edgar. Great work. Nice prognosticating.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 09:16 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
Sure enough, there is a five-way tie for 1st place in this week's race with just the game between San Diego and Jacksonville to go. CoastalRat is 11-4 and says SD will win 27-20. Edgar (39-17), Tico (28-17) and Region (34-24) also have SD.
AndyClubber (14-10) and EhBeth (27-21) pick Jax.
chargers win 38-14.
congrats to Edgar, i believe...

Wait ... I thought we were playing "The Price is Right" rules! Wink

Congrats, EB!

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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 09:18 am
@Coin-Toss,
Coin-Toss wrote:
Next week, JohnBoy has lined up a celebrity tosser named Gustavratzenhofer to help me. ...

Not sure, but Spendi may need help understanding "tosser" in this context.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 01:15 pm
Thanks people. I select my picks by going down johnboy's lists of games. For a few seconds I weigh each two teams in my mind. Then I select, without looking back.
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 01:18 pm
@edgarblythe,
But...but...what do you do with the rest of those other 23 hr 55 min of your day?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 01:24 pm
@Ragman,
Read goldman's threads and play games on facebook, what else?
realjohnboy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 02:03 pm
Week #13
There were no stellar performances but neither were there any train wrecks. We were all in the 12-4 to 9-7 range this past week. As a group we went .634 which is mediocre compared to most weeks but it is slightly above our running average for the season.
Edgar, at 12-4 along with Region, Tico and CoastalRat, wins the weekly race based on the tiebreaker. It is his 1st win of the season. Congratulations to Edgar.
EhBeth and AndyClubber went 11-5. Eight of us finished at 10-6: Fbaezer, Cowdoc, McGentrix, Wandeljw, Mysteryman, George, Spendius and JohnBoy.
Mis Cowdoc, LionTamerX, Ragman, JPB, Jespah, Rhys and Osso ended at 9-7.
CoinToss/CoinToss, at 6-10, had a tough, tough week. The best ESPN expert came in 1t 10-6 while the worst broke even at 8-8.
George
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 02:08 pm
@realjohnboy,
Wait'll next weak.

I'm ramping up my cunning and ferocity.

Grrrr.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 02:11 pm
@edgarblythe,
Congratulations edgarblythe!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 02:13 pm
@George,
Did you see that, George? You and me were 10-6 and Ragman was 9-7. Know what that means?
George
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 02:14 pm
@wandeljw,
There were 16 games?
 

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