NASA is nothing more than a welfare program for engineers, and just so you understand my bias, I
live in Space City. If the space program were suddenly shut down tomorrow, Houston would lose 100,000 high-paying jobs,
for starters.
But after reading the Washington Post's
behind-the-scenes-lookat the White House version of
Red Planet Part II, I just can't stop the freaking laughter.
Quote:Sources involved in the discussions said Bush and his advisers view the new plans for human space travel as a way to unify the country behind a gigantic common purpose at a time when relations between the parties are strained and polls show that Americans are closely divided on many issues.
"It's going back to being a uniter, not a divider," a presidential adviser said, echoing language from Bush's previous campaign, "and trying to rally people emotionally around a great national purpose."
Another official involved in the discussions used similar language, saying that some of Bush's aides want him to have a "Kennedy moment" -- a reference to President John F. Kennedy's call in 1961 for the nation to land a man on the moon and return him safely to Earth by the end of the decade.
Kennedy, Schmennedy. What this really is, is an
LBJ moment:
Quote:"This is a boon for business and a boon for Texas," one official said, referring to the state where Bush was governor and the location of the Johnson Space Center, which is the home of mission control and the nerve center for human space flight.
Do
you feel unified yet?
The funniest part, though, is how Mission Control decided to go to both the moon
and Mars:
Quote:The decision was controversial within the White House, with some aides arguing that it would make more sense to focus immediately on Mars, since humans have already landed on the moon and a Mars mission would build cleanly on the success of Spirit, the U.S. rover that landed safely on Mars last weekend.
So who helped the President make the call?
NASA administrator Sean O'Keefe?
His chief science advisor?
A team from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory?
Surely the Bush White House relied on the most qualified, technically informed experts it could find to make such a momentous decision about the future of the U.S. space program...
Quote:Bush himself settled the divisions, according to the sources, working from options that had been narrowed down by his senior adviser, Karl Rove.
I mean, it almost sounds like one of those old Katzenjammer Kids with Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland -- you know, the one where the gang needs to raise some money to pay off Aunt Edna's mortgage, so they all get together and put on a show in the barn?
"Hey, I got a swell idea! Why don't we get the kids together and build a
moon base!"
Sometime ago -- well, actually it was just a year, but it seems like a lot longer than that -- former Bush advisor John DiIulio got into some hot water for revealing to
Esquire magazine that the White House did not possess, in any conventional definition of the term, a policy-making process:
"Mayberry Machiavellis Go to Mars."
I just think that maybe Bush ought to consider exploring the vast space between his ears first.