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Evil Europeans cause drought

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Cyracuz
 
Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 01:08 pm
Ok, so now the president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has accused Europe of causing the drought in Iran by draining the clouds of rain.

I just have one question: What the hell? Laughing

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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 01:13 pm
@Cyracuz,
I echo that question. I'll have to do some reading, it appears.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 02:22 pm
@Cyracuz,
Oh, what the heck. A decade or so ago, a great lake in the Soviet Union mysteriously disappeared. They blamed the US. It was a moment of great national pride.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 02:24 pm
@Cyracuz,
Who can I blame for Mountain Lake disappearing?
Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 02:53 pm
@Letty,
Thirsty racoons?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 03:00 pm
Who can I blame for our rotten weather here in southern California?
We have had more rain and cold weather this year than the last 10 years combined. Who is responsible for this, hm?

We have booked eternal sunshine here, I want my money back!!
dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 03:01 pm
@Letty,
Letty wrote:

Who can I blame for Mountain Lake disappearing?


Fire! Fire on the mountain

Almost ablaze still you don't feel the heat
It takes all you got just to stay on the beat
You say it's a livin', we all gotta eat
But you're here alone, there's no one to compete
If Mercy's a bus'ness, I wish it for you
More than just ashes when your dreams come true

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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 04:00 pm
@CalamityJane,
Well, if you go to Iran and their president goes to California everyone's happy.. Wink
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Irishk
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 04:53 pm
@Cyracuz,
The Ayatollah says Mahmoud is under a spell!!

(I think it's more likely a case of stunted growth and lack of self-esteem).
rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 06:10 pm
@Irishk,
Irishk wrote:
The Ayatollah says Mahmoud is under a spell!!
A Spell. Of course. It's all so obvious now.
Irishk
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 08:29 pm
@rosborne979,
Well, think about it. Khameini accused Mahmoud's closest allies of being sorcerers. Sorcerers! Who conjure and stuff. He had a couple of them arrested. I'm guessing that wasn't easy....dealing with sorcery and all.

Kind of makes the rain-stealing thing seem almost normal.

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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 09:21 pm
@Cyracuz,
Think about whom his audience is and what their level of sophistication and understanding of the world is. This is the same man that came to a prestigous University in NYC to speak his lovely thoughts about Holocaust denial!

His interest is only in publicity and attention-whoredom. Ever see JGlobman10 and him in the room at the same time? No...? I didn't think so!
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RexRed
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 08:15 am
Someone drained Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's head of brains.
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 08:20 am
@RexRed,
Oddly if you see his CV on his academic education (civil engineering and PhD), he's not a dummy. He might be deranged by our standards, but he's not dumb.

No, I don't equate degrees with IQ and acting intelligent, but at some level, he's functional and had an academic background.
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 08:39 am
If President Imadinnerjacket is correct, I'd sure like to know where all the drained cloud fluid has gone, as it sure ain't landed anywhere near Europe.

French farmers are now banned from irrigating crops, and I'm told that some areas in Grando Brittania have only had half an inch of rain since February Ist.

Are the Germans taking it all, in order to make all that beer for the October Beerfest?
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BDV
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2011 10:40 am
@Cyracuz,
i'm from western europe and i can tell you now there is some truth in it what he says cause it hasn't stopped bloody raining in 20 years! Of course we could always sell it to him, lets say $200 a barrel
Old Goat
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2011 02:05 pm
@BDV,
Western Europe? Do you mean Spain?

Tell me, is it still precipitating mainly on the plain?
BDV
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2011 02:23 pm
@Old Goat,
north western europe then........ spain is southern europe
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