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Mon 16 May, 2011 03:38 am
I think Cleo may be losing her love for me. She seems distant, and she doesn't fart for me like she used to do. Sometimes, when Mr. Bailey and i go out walking, she doesn't want to join us. Do you think she is losing interest? How can i reignite the old spark we once had?
"Dogs love liver but can be too rich for them and play havoc with their stumoch"
See? It can also solve the non farting problem as well.
http://www.k9clickertraining.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47:livercake&catid=43:recipes&Itemid=69
@Old Goat,
A bacon necklace (for Set).
My heart is breaking, and all you guys do is make with the jokes ? ! ? ! ?
(Should the bacon be cooked, or uncooked?)
OK, I promise to give this some serious thought.
I know....how's about you taking ventiloquist lessons and then hiding in that Silver Birch, and then throwing your voice to make her think you're hiding in the Oak.
That'll get her barking up the wrong tree.
Grooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn . . . anybody got some aspirin?
@Setanta,
A combo of cooked and uncooked, woven together in a delicate lattice pattern. Matching earrings can be made of small Swedish meatballs.
@Setanta,
Tie a lambchop necklace around your neck. That works fine for me. My girlfriend comes running now and never bitches to me anymore.
OK, I think you should ditch Cleo, go to the dog pound and see if Harvey is still available.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmzgkMsf_GQ
When was the last time you farted just for her?
Love is a 2 way street you know.
@Old Goat,
Harvey ? ! ? ! ?
Do you think i'm gay, or something ? ? ?
@Setanta,
No, but you play chess, don't you?
@chai2,
Bbbbrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppp ! ! !
How's that?
@Old Goat,
Well . . . uhm . . . not very well . . . anyway, his steering wheel was on the wrong side . . .
@Setanta,
You ought to do what my grandma did for me when the dog would not play with me; tie a pork chop around your neck.
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