Thank you all (and ya'll) for the helpful hints, especially about being a chickenhawk * and hauling around a couple of Bibles**.
McTag, (Hey Mickey!!) don't forget to tell me ahead of time if you are going to be involved in some kind of multi-million dollar scandal so I can stop being your friend and just be a passing aquaintance.
Right now, I'm looking to have a secret black daughter, apparently that's okay with MY NEW GROUP (I am so proud to be a neo-con! Really I am.)
I wrote a song:
You cannot do the boogaloo
with a ya-ya in a dress of blue,
but you can preach segregation
while you practice copulation
but let there be no mention of
your mixed race baby's name.
That's family values!
What I wish now is that somebody would write something liberal so I could practice my new smug answers!
(The sluggish economy) (The world trade deficit) (The plague of disease) (The crime rate) (The high/low/middling rate of housing starts) ( The recent lack of success of both the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs) is the fault
of (Bill Clinton) (William Jefferson Clinton) (the Clintons) (Bill and Hill) (the Clintonistas) (the most recent Administration) and their (Liberal) (Liberal liberal) (Ultra-Liberal) (sniveling liberal) (ANGRY Liberal) (wussy Liberal) (tax and spend Liberal) (Spend and Tax Liberal) ways of forcing their (immoral lifestyles and ideas) (big government wacko jacko schemes) (class warfare innuendos and smears) upon the (vast) (hugh) (substantial) Majority of (God-fearing) (God-loving) (Bible Believing) true (citizens) (denizens) (voters) of this (Republic) (Nation) (Country). And we are going to change all that by (cutting taxes) (making cuts in taxes) (reducing the tax rates) (slashing, dicing, slicing, chopping, and pureeing any God-damned tax within reach) and giving everyone a (gun) (lots of guns) (a gun and voter registration list) and a (Bible) (a New Testament) (locator map of the nearest pro-abortion doctors offices.)
How I'm doing? Do I sound like Hannity or (I would be so proud) Rush?
Very truly true,
Joe (wrapped a little too tightly in the Flag) Nation
*I can't be one of those, I'm a vet.
I guess I will make up for it by being for cuts in Veterans Services on the grounds that, well, hell who needs grounds??)
**I know I don't have to actually read it, just say I'm in a Bible study group heh -heh like the President.)