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Please help educate this aspiring wingnut.

 
 
Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 07:08 am
I've decided to become a right-winger, a neo-con, a slab-sided upright proponent of straight thinking and family values. I already know that I must love George W. Bush with the unquestioned dedication of a canine, but what other beliefs should be part of my heart and soul now that I have seen the light?

Thank you for your help.

Joe (tax cuts solve everything) Nation
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 07:21 am
Be a Christian- but don't mind executing people

Espouse divine teaching, eg to turn the other cheek- but be ready to bomb innocent people

Have good friends like "Kenny Boy"- then forsake them, just like in the Bible (see under Judas)

State your willingness to be inclusive- then insult and ignore the United Nations

Be socially conscious and promise help to the poorest- then cut education, health and welfare funding

Be entrusted with security of the nation- then pursue policies which endanger national security

Swear allegiance to the Constitution of the United States- then shred it
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 07:25 am
Excellent start, McTag!! I am taking notes.


And your new nickname is MickeyTag, my best friend. Cool
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Piffka
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 10:04 am
Yup, "Mickey" has it right. I, however, voted for the "We're right, they're traitors." That's the way I see the current administration's attitude and it makes me grit my teeth. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Why, Joe, why are you turning to the dark side?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 10:08 am
You may send someone overseas to get their dick blown off, but you must lock them up if they get it blown period.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 10:26 am
You have to surround yourself with chickenhawks, only find a kinder name for them.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 11:33 am
I had a friend back in the late 70's, early 80's . . . we all called him Winger . . . his baptismal name, however, i believe, was The Wingnut. He an' i borrowed his roommate's grandma's car (well, we left a note, anyways), which we eventually drove all over the campus of a major university never to be named, now or later--on the sidewalks (they made all of their sidewalks wide enough for a patrol car, so, we thought--what a setup !)

We eventually almost made it home, when we were suddenly distracted by the baseball team's main practice field. Winger drove through the gate in right field, and we drove down to home, and had us a ball game.

Next morning, Mike asks me: "You guys borrow Grandma's car last night?" . . .
"Uh, yeah . . . you got written evidence, right?"
"Com'ere . . . "
"What's that clump of grass jammed into the front bumper?"
"Uh . . . "
"Kinda scratched up, here on the grill, huh?"
"Uh . . . "


You know, though, i don't think even Winger was this crazy . . .

Hey, Joe, let's start a liars club . . .
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 12:51 pm
-Guns, guns, guns, guns, guns - yep ya got own one, actually the more the better.........
-Faggots, homosexuals, lesbos are everywhere and you must protect the children.
-Believe in abstinence, teach creationism and disallow sex education in schools, vote against abortion, euthanasia and soft drugs.
-Have at least one cardboard sign, tucked away in the closet or garage, that reads, "fry the bastard" and so on....
-Bibles, lots and lots of bibles with all the passages of contention highlighted, just so you can prove your right about all them sinners.
-Single mothers must be the bane of your existence.
-All foreigners are evil unless they invest money, but you still don't want 'em in the country.
Anyone who disagrees with you is a dirty liberal, commie, pinko and/or socialist. This includes countries who don't agree with you personal philosophy.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 01:03 pm
Money is everything.... and it's here for you, and you only!

Kneel before the Almighty Dollar.

Kill for more.

Sip your expresso and chuckle at the thought of little Chinese children slaving away in sweatshops. Ha! They bought this coffee.

Throw away your conscience.... you won't be needing that anymore.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 01:11 pm
Edgar, In another world, my nickname is chicken hawk. May I ask why this is a bad thing to be called?
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 01:36 pm
Be anti abortion, but pro death penalty. Rely on the "but the other guys are worse" escuse for any and all atrocities your side commits.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 01:57 pm
american politics has in essence two postures;
the knee-jerk liberal and the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 02:08 pm
Chickenhawk's a name the left has given to the hawks of war in the administration, because so many of them avoided military service when they were young, even though Vietnam was going on.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 02:10 pm
dyslexia

Just some minutes on the computer/day the blonde nice nurse said!
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 02:56 pm
Gosh, I think it's too late to change my moniker, but believe me I didn't get the name for being a coward or a turncoat.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 02:56 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
And your new nickname is MickeyTag, my best friend. Cool


Honoured, Joe Nation, and flattered.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 02:58 pm
Ceili wrote:
Edgar, In another world, my nickname is chicken hawk. May I ask why this is a bad thing to be called?


edgar has detailed the more current description, but 'chickenhawk' also refers to a middle-aged homosexual male who prefers the company of young men.
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 03:03 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Chickenhawk's a name the left has given to the hawks of war in the administration, because so many of them avoided military service when they were young, even though Vietnam was going on.


You know, like Bill Clinton...
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 03:03 pm
Uh, I feel as if I have been punched in the gut.

I got my name because of my last name and the warner bro. cartoon. And I'm a chick...I'm not deviant I swear,.........well, maybe just a little.
Time to dump the nickname, I guess.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2004 03:30 pm
Bill Clinton was outspoken about it. He spoke out against an unjust war, while Bush and his neocon friends seemingly supported the war effort, so long as they did not have to work or die for it.
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