Huge Conspiracy

I have made a truly shocking discovery. The Moon; It does not exist. What we see is an extremely high resolution photograph, put in place around 1,500 years ago by a supreme alien race, from a star known to us as Gliese 411. It is 8.29 light years from Earth. In reality it (the moon) is only around 2.4 inches in diameter, but made to appear much larger by a very powerful magnifying glass.

There are a few issues which we do not understand as of yet:
1) How does light from the sun not focus through the magnifying glass, onto the disc, and destroy it?
2) How is the system kept in place? I suspect that the disc is hooked onto the magnifier via
rigid bars, but even so, how is it not flung off into space, or pulled into the Earth?
3) How does the system give the illusion of being of much greater mass than it really is?
4) How is the system not damaged, or destroyed, by meteorites?


These questions, and many more, are evidence of how limited our intelligence is relative to this magnificent alien race. For this reason I believe we should bow to what they might possibly want; for us to worship them. They clearly are an amazing race of creatures, and could (I guess) have us extinct at a whim. My views are based on scientific observations, you can be assured. I’m not going to go into them in detail now (or ever). The way I see it, other so called “conspiracy theories” give miniscule detail with regards evidence, so why should I? All I’ll say is that I expanded on the hypothesis that the 1969 moon landing was faked. I believe they really intended to go there, however when they performed their first fly by and realised the ‘truth’, they were forced to revert to plan B. Ever since this shocking discovery in 1959, there has been a massive cover up by all of the worlds leading astronomists. I believe that the time is nigh to finally reveal the truth.
The main ramification of these discoveries is that we should worship our mighty overlords. I suspect that they have perfected worm-hole travel; however this is currently just silly unfounded speculation (unlike the rest of my theory). I suspect that they are getting a little peeved at the lack of worship despite our technological leap, and I fear that they might soon decide to wipe out our civilisation. There is no point in sacrificing bulls to this race. As they are over 8ly away, that would be stupid. The obvious solution is that we put all our money and efforts into creating a spectacular laser light show aimed in the direction of their star. The sooner we get started on this project the better. It will take the light from our enormous laser worship candle (ELWOC) over 8 years to reach them, so the sooner we send the message, the better chance our civilisation has of avoiding catastrophe. I know a lot of people will say that I am very likely to be wrong, but what if I’m right? Is it really worth the risk?