Any benefits of old age?

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Old chickens make the best broths.

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[+3] - edgarblythe - 04/16/2011Since you are told to respect your elders, you no longer have to respect anybody.
[+3] - roger - 04/16/2011If you find you have outlived all your enemies, there's still time to make more.
[+3] - mags314772 - 04/16/2011No periods. Period
[+3] - Phoenix32890 - 04/22/2011[color=#008000][b]We old broads can flirt with the young guys all we want, and not have to worry that we will be obliged to come across. Love having doors opened for me, and being called, ma'am,...

You don't have to buy birth control.

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@Green Witch,

Good reason---except that you have to wear pads on your butt to gather your pee before it runs down your leg.

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Since you are told to respect your elders, you no longer have to respect anybody.

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@edgarblythe,

Do this mean I can no longer respect and adore you, Edgar?

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

AW, BBB. You know I love you.

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

We all respect Edgar.

Benefits of old age include being able to avoid family gatherings because they....

... I forgot... what was the subject? Which is another benefit, you can say that you forgot (even when you didn't)

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@Sturgis,

The most attention getting mistake is when you forget to put your dentures in before you go to eat at an elegant restaurant. It's especially bad if you ordered steak.

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If you find you have outlived all your enemies, there's still time to make more.

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

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It's especially bad if you ordered steak.

No problem, BBB, just order it pureed.

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@JTT,

You have such wise ideas, but what would you suggest when I forget to wear my bra and the girls have gone south?

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@JTT,

We think we are wise beyond our years.

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

A couple of snowbirds. Obviously, they're not fond of winter.

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Not giving a **** if you piss people off..and no longer feeling the need to waste time on low value activities.

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

Do Dlowan's and MsO's go north?

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

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@kuvasz,

George was also known as an old fart with a stinky reputation for dirty jokes.

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@JTT,

I think they admitted they both have jellied girls.

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you can be as insane as you always were but excuse it with senile dementia and alzheimers. also, Docs tend to say things like "you're doing really well mentally" resulting in your admiration of the docs knowledge/skills. I worship my doc for that reason alone.

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

No periods. Period

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