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Any benefits of old age?

 
 
Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 11:25 am
Old chickens make the best broths.

BBB
 
Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 11:38 am
You don't have to buy birth control.

BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 11:43 am
@Green Witch,
Good reason---except that you have to wear pads on your butt to gather your pee before it runs down your leg.

BBB

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 11:49 am
Since you are told to respect your elders, you no longer have to respect anybody.
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 11:51 am
@edgarblythe,
Do this mean I can no longer respect and adore you, Edgar?

BBB Sad Crying or Very sad
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 11:55 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
AW, BBB. You know I love you.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 12:03 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
We all respect Edgar.

Benefits of old age include being able to avoid family gatherings because they....


... I forgot... what was the subject? Which is another benefit, you can say that you forgot (even when you didn't)
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 12:42 pm
@Sturgis,
The most attention getting mistake is when you forget to put your dentures in before you go to eat at an elegant restaurant. It's especially bad if you ordered steak.

BBB
roger
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 12:56 pm
If you find you have outlived all your enemies, there's still time to make more.
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JTT
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 12:56 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Quote:
It's especially bad if you ordered steak.


No problem, BBB, just order it pureed.
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 12:59 pm
@JTT,
You have such wise ideas, but what would you suggest when I forget to wear my bra and the girls have gone south?

BBB
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 01:00 pm
@JTT,
We think we are wise beyond our years.
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JTT
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 01:04 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
A couple of snowbirds. Obviously, they're not fond of winter.
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hawkeye10
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 01:09 pm
Not giving a **** if you piss people off..and no longer feeling the need to waste time on low value activities.
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JTT
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 01:22 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Do Dlowan's and MsO's go north?
kuvasz
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 01:48 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 02:17 pm
@kuvasz,
George was also known as an old fart with a stinky reputation for dirty jokes.

BBB
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 02:18 pm
@JTT,
I think they admitted they both have jellied girls.

BBB
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 03:34 pm
you can be as insane as you always were but excuse it with senile dementia and alzheimers. also, Docs tend to say things like "you're doing really well mentally" resulting in your admiration of the docs knowledge/skills. I worship my doc for that reason alone.
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mags314772
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 04:00 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
No periods. Period
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