@dlowan,
I sprung for a trio of new cheapo panties on my last big
walmart visit. I remember opening the package and getting rid of the tapes, then going to the kitchen to get rid of the packaging. Must have let one of the pairs fall to the floor. Sometime later, I couldn't understand why there were only two new ones.
A day passed. And then, and then, in the corner of the living room, I found the missing panty.. clearly gnawed by an elder dog. I hadta laugh while I tossed it.
Anyway, now I am procrastinating about doing a last rise on some dough and baking it as a couple of loaves of bread. It's fairly early, around six pm here, but it's dark out and I'm getting lazy.