That's true fresco but my advice to Morgan is to delay the onset of maturity for as long as he/she can because otherwise s/he will end up like us two too rapidly and it come as a nasty shock. It kills you know.
That's got me wondering. I wonder if early maturers are a bigger drain on NHS resources, living as they tend to do in a series of long-term sub-lethal illnesses, than late maturers like me. The school reports are all in the archives and so are the medical records. And school by school there would be no demographic arguing points. If it turned out they were costing more it would be reasonable to place a surcharge on their insurance contributions as was suggested for smokers.
But it actually would have to be kept secret because if it got out everybody would start acting immaturely and we would have difficulty finding suitably intelligent people to run the country.
Auberon Waugh, in what I assume was a moment of despair, said that he thought that "goofing off" might be the only sensible way forward.