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Do you ever look in the toilet after doing your "business"?

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gustavratzenhofer
 
Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:22 am
I have always found the idea of looking in a toilet rather repulsive, but I read in a medical magazine that it's a good idea to take a look after you've gone about your business -- just to make sure everything appears to be normal.

So, this morning, after I had finished my chores and had a healthy breakfast, I retired to the bathroom with a magazine, a crossword puzzle, a couple of tapes for my cassette player, and a cup of coffee.

When I was finished I hesitantly glanced into the toilet, almost afraid of what I might find.

My worst fears were realized. I'm off to see the doctor.

I suggest you people take a look today.

You might be surprised at what you find....

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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:37 am
Gus- I only looked after I had swallowed a 5 carat diamond! Laughing
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:41 am
Are you sure that wasn't in there before you sat down, gus?

Maybe it swam up through the pipes.

Ever hear that story about the lady who got bit on the ass by the snake?

Never mind, I won't tell it.

To answer your question:

Every single time. Both numbers.

Hell, like Dick Tracy, I figure if I'm gonna look at the paper trail, I might as well look at the evidence.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:42 am
That never got there from inside you, Gus.

The poor Creature was assumed to have died after his unfortunate tangle with the damned Americans in the swamps - however, it seems he did not, and that he has been busy with your local dwarf Merpeople.

Please look after his progeny better than he, himself, was looked after. His is a precious species - with its own unique destiny and dignity.

You are called, Gus, to make amends for the past...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:46 am
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Gus- I only looked after I had swallowed a 5 carat diamond!


So, Phoenix, we're talking about a "diamond in the rough"

Ahem.... sorry.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:49 am
Why has your loo no lid, Gus? That cannot be hygienic....

The Creature looks innocent and curious, no?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:52 am
I took the lid off because I use it for sliding in the winter. I'll put it back on this summer.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:10 am
Gus- Funny you should mention toilets. Just a few weeks ago, a girlfriend of mine got up from the toilet, and a big frog jumped out of it. Honest!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:12 am
Jumped out of what? Please choose your words carefully.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:14 am
The TOILET Gus! Very Happy Gotta remember..........I live in Florida. We have all sorts of wildlife here. (ok, no smartass remarks Laughing )
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:21 am
Until this morning, when I saw the aforementioned thing looming in the toilet, I had never seen a living thing inside of a toilet.

A frog, you say.

What was your friend's reaction? What did she eat the night before?
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:22 am
How big a frog was it?
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:23 am
LOL!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:27 am
Are you sure you didn't misunderstand what she said, Phoenix?

Might she have said, "There's a log in the toilet."

Sometimes your ears can play tricks on you.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:37 am
Gus- Well, if it were a bright green LOG, my friend is literally in deep doo-doo! Laughing
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:46 am
Oh, one of those little bright green tree frogs.

Harmless.

No matter which tube it came from.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:57 am
You're supposed to check your product for blood, black color, gerbils, that kind of thing.....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 09:01 am
Gerbils or Germans?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 09:05 am
Well, the Germans are obsessed with the scatalogical...them and them Asians...just check the web and......oh nevermind, I think I've said too much already.....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 09:08 am
I fear if we continue this conversational flow, the censors shall race wildly toward us, yelling things like, "Stop! Enough! You're going to get a closed down you stupid bastards!"

So, I'll bite my tongue.
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