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Mon 14 Mar, 2011 02:29 pm
if black people eat fried chicken and chitlins, chinese people eat cats and dogs, cambodians eat rats, indian people eat curry, hispanic people eat rice and beans, what do white people eat?
@Rockhead,
White food at the all you can eat buffet.
a number of years ago, russell peters had a skit on a canadian comedy special, he and another indian guy are sitting in a bus stop when when a white guy comes in, russell and his buddy exchange looks between each other and bull the collars of their coats up to cover their noses, the bus comes and they stay sitting, telling the guy they're going to wait for the next one, after the guy is gone russell says, "don't those white folks know that they all smell like kraft dinner", great reversal of the old stereotype
Cheese sandwiches on white bread. The adventurous add egg. The young add peanut butter and bananas.
@Bootinbull,
Hummus and pita bread. Wheat thins. Cherry tomatoes--any "baby" vegetable, really. Cottage cheese. Raisin bran, or better yet, "Barbara's Puffins."
Basically, walk into any Trader Joe's. Everything on the shelves there is what white (I mean really, really Caucasian) people eat.
crunchy little black kids
cereal while standing up at the computer
@dyslexia,
Got some great toe soup in the freezer and was thinking about whipping up a pate of ears for humandors.
Habitant soupe aux pois . . . i'm having some for lunch . . . mmmmmmmm . . .
Generally everything everyone else eats, only we call it fusion.
@Bootinbull,
Their bosses ass, antidepressants, . . . and Starbucks.
Reading what white folks eat and getting ready to barf.
I think I need to check my ethnicity, race wise.
Blech or semi-blech.
Eggs benedict, prune juice, mayonnaise and Earl Grey tea.
I just ate some sardines, crackers and orange juice.
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