What do white people eat?

no cream cheese?

Baloney, velveeta cheese, and miracle whip, on very, very, white, wonder bread.

hot and sour soup
salad

Whip cream and cheese spray.

Poutine is one favorite for French Canadian

White folks purportedly LOVE tater tots and their "French fried mashed potaters."

Chinese people are supposedly big rice eaters.

No one ******* asked about Chinese people.

Jambalaya and a crawfish pie, file gumbo
Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou

"if black people eat fried chicken and chitlins, chinese people eat cats and dogs, cambodians eat rats, indian people eat curry, hispanic people eat rice and beans, what do white people eat? "

And, on occasion, tuna salad (made with Hellman's mayo) on very white Wonder Bread, hot dogs (no bun) with canned baked beans, and grilled cheese (Velveeta, of course) sandwiches.

with campbell's tomato soup

firefly and djjd wrote:


Whoa, haven't had that combo since probably somewhere around 7th grade--or thought about having it either--but now that you mention it I may have to go buy a can of tomato soup, is there REALLY anything other than Campbell's, for dinner tonight. And some Velveeta, and none of this namby-pamby multi-grain bread--SQUISHY WONDER BREAD. One can't mess around with perfection .

your jokes man

Ah, a traditionalist--make sure it's Wonder (TM) Bread.

Yes, Wonder Bread making some sort of ham/deli sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes and mayonnaise (mustard is verboten). And, if anyone wants a pickle it has to be from some store bought jar. Actually, a pickle smacks of too much ethnicity for a snow white individual.

P.S. Does the term "white people" include those of southern and eastern European descent, or only northern European descent? How much intermarriage between those two groups is allowed to be officially snow white?

Would one get extra credit for relatives who as children had straight "platinum blond" hair, rather than straight straw blond hair?

P.P.S. While I say the above in a humorous vein, I suspect there are people that do subscribe to a nuanced definition for a right type of white. Makes me realize that being in the twenty-first century may be of little consequence in some ways.

Pathetic bigot

Not I. You do not realize I am just being honest about the reality of some people's prejudices?? I think my personal identity engenders more bigotry/prejudice in the 21st century than your personal identity. And, much of it is based on the prejudiced belief that I am not truly as white as others, in any country where the majority are white Christians. I like to be truthful about "knowing the score," so others are not deluded to think I am not aware of my place in society, and I can be lulled into non-awareness.

I am very happy for those who in the 20th and 21st century have gained admittance to the white population, having once been non-white only a century or two ago.

The truth is so empowering, I believe.

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