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My God Would You Look At This

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blueveinedthrobber
 
Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 03:45 pm
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/29/national1426EST0580.DTL&type=printable

Mark this down kiddies...I'm speechless.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 03:48 pm
Poor Richard, beware . . .
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 04:16 pm
Are you absolutely certain that this is not a Monty Python skit?
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 04:40 pm
Actually, it would make a good code pad. So would many other books, of course.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 04:42 pm
Next they'll be on the lookout for people with wristwatches. Could be used to synchronize the timing of an attack!

"I swear, officer, I was only checking to see if my bus is due soon!"
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 04:50 pm
Why do the publishers of almanacs hate America?

This must stop.

No more almanacs.

We must find and arrest and kill and destroy the terrorists who compile and print them, as they are already here in America, living among us, lurching about like zombies, spreading their evil, corrupting young minds...

...oops, just noticed that Sunday sermon was over yesterday... Embarrassed :wink:
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:47 pm
And..........the police should be checking into diaries................the kinds with locks that teenage girls use. Imagine the sorts of things that could be cooked up in a diary!
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:50 pm
http://www.cerebusjokes.com/funimg/bushbook.jpe
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:52 pm
I urge everyone to buy a new almanac. I do almost every year, so, why not this one too?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 05:59 pm
Personally, i am far too christian to ever read anything so obviously evil and muslim as . . .


. . . Al Man'ac . . .
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 06:04 pm
Theres this amish guy, lives over there. he always has almanac. he got a beard too. damn him, GET A ROPE.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 06:25 pm
Hmm, they have the almanacs on the counter at my feed store. Y'know, they have lots of good stuff at that feed store. Garlic starts and lots of hay all stacked up and neat steel tubs and dog and horse oriented products, even cat food.
Y'know, that store is on a main highway in a key state. And, it's on a corner where the highway changes angles from east west to north south. This could possibly add up.
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 06:40 pm
No, no reason to worry, the system works, our government has our best interests at heart, those who fear a police state are crazy.......yeh right! Shocked
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 09:55 pm
It occurred to me that if an almanac is cause for suspicion, possession of a library card must be proof positive of evil intent. In which case we had better start reconsidering the practice of publicly financing shools, that not only teach the dangerous skill of reading but are a burden on the tax payer.
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 10:03 pm
What about those of us who have books in French, German, Latin and Arabic on our shelves? Reading foreign languages is a crime, isn't it? Shocked
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 10:12 pm
Arabic, well, hobbit, there you go, you know how few americans throughout the continent have acquaintance with arabic, and this is especially thin in the intelligence communtiy, I gather... ne'er mind the centuries of intelligence and wisdom in the works.

osso
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Kitty
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 11:22 pm
This could be the end of The Weather Channel.

Who comes up with this crap?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 12:10 am
I do believe the Bureau of Specious Accusations . . .
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:30 am
I buy one every year, lol.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:41 am
Kitty wrote:
Who comes up with this crap?


Homeland security - Ridge
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