The "My! That sounds dirty" game

We watched the seminarians climb ever higher, congesting at the head of the tube. Then like alabaster fish they scurried in unison toward their destination. One managed to break thru the melee and reach an exalted realm, a halo quickly grew.

picolo

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May I play your piccolo? Phoebe asked coyly. Leonard was for an instant startled by the directness of her proposition. It was an antique, but then, she was his best student.

Bedded

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Having to go to many a seedy place to look for desireables, finally success! After being harvested, culled and bedded the little Dahlia flourished. She would propagate for many a year.............

nipple

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Tentatively, he felt the nipple; a little warm liquid trickled onto his finger. Damn, another oil leak.

hymnal

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"My hymnal is broken!" she wailed, "My honour gone!!".

"At least you've still got the box it came in", he said bruskly.

"And how is that going to help me?"

"It says here that if you return it in the original packaging, they will replace the songbook if it is damaged in transit. And the judge is not 'gone', he's just in the toilet".

"Oh, that puts my mind at ease".

"Good, now we can have mad, unbridled sex?".

"Bring the bridle if you want!".

primitive

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Viewing his primitive for the first time, Melanie couldn't hide her amusement. It was the first one she'd seen in this condition. "And what" she inquired, "is that thing on it's head, some sort of little cap?"
Yes, his hand carved lawn jockey was a unique piece.

clematis

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His farming buddies were so smug, constantly ribbin' him about living in the concrete jungle. It was a jungle all right!!!
If he bent his head, just thata way, and looked up through the dark crack, he was sure he could see his pretty neighbour's clematis.
A sight for sore eyes, somethin' green in a sea of gray. How he missed bright open spaces.

prostrate

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He was prostrate, hanging low, wondering if he would have to stay on his back for the rest of the examination. Well, said the lovely masseusse, I see you have learned to keep it straight on the floor, now that your back has relaxed.

Tiki torch

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By the light of the tiki torch, the tom-toms throbbed out their call of primeval passion. He felt it stir his soul, he turned to her in the half light, a dark shape of untasted delights.

"I'll have the Hawaiian pizza thanks. And a glass of low-strength beer".

She wrote it easily on her order form, that's what he ordered every damn week. And he didn't leave a tip. Cheapo!

fur-lined manacles

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She placed her hand on his fur-lined manacles and began to rub lubricant on them. Once they were lubed up enough, they slipped right off, as he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "oh my god, Ceili, you've undone me!

erupting boils

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Perhaps the greatest movie ever made by the legendary porno king, Johnny Wadd, was filmed entirely on the island of Kapucha. The film, Erupting Boils, catapulted Wadd to the top of the adult film world.

And now, a newcomer on the scene has emerged to battle Mr. Wadd for the coveted title of "King of the Erupting Boils." And that newcomer's name is....

Slappy Doo Hoo

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When Birgitta was feelin' kind of Slappy, Doo Hoo
always came to mind. Yes, a swift swat on the rump worked better than any stupid positive reinforcement techniques, when dealing with her rambunctious pup. So much for obedience school!

Fidelio

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She played Fidelio on his organ until his slappy doo hoo was satisfied.

test tickles

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"Mommy, what are test tickles?"
"I, uh..., um, well they are, um, you know how god gave you private parts, and that your's are different from boys right?"
"Yeah, mom - don't be gross!!!"
"Why do you ask honey?"
"Cause last night, I heard jonny takin' to susie, and he told her he loves when she plays with his test tickles and I wanna know why I can't have some to play with?

cortex

edited to make sense, sort of... Embarrassed

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He stared at the cortex with fascination. Never had he seen such an enormous cortex; one that appeared to have the capability of swallowing him whole. He gulped. Trembling and feeling inadequate, he entered the cortex.

lapidary

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He gently took her hand and showed her where to gently massage the head in hopes of relieving the pressure in his throbbing cortex. That and two Advil.

sitzprobe

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God, she was so exciting when she did her lapidary work. He could just lap it up each time she made a precise cut--it made him feel the thrill of having something cut off, but then he was always the kind of guy who was losing things.

protuberant

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She touched the protuberant lightly, ran her finger, ever so slowly, tracing the dark veins down the side. She let her hand glide aimlessly up and down the slick sheath, she heard his sounds, he was coming!! She quickened her pace and then she grabbed it, snugly at the base.
BAM!!!
She smacked him upside the head! The thief lay, unconsious, at her feet.
She thanked her lucky stars she'd found that marble sitzprobe, she'd have been toast otherwise....

caramel

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It tasted good. Real good. She continued licking it's hard outer edges, savoring the taste. Then she put the whole thing in her mouth and began to suck it and run her tongue over it. The nuts also felt good on her tongue, and then finally after sucking for soooo long, she tasted the sweet caramel inside it. She sure loved her candy bars.

google

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Clarice was truly naive in these matters. When Jeeves suggested she Google it, she just stared at him blankly. "Just put it in there," he whispered directing her gaze downward. "Oh! the box with the little blinky thing!" she exclaimed. "Now I've got it."
"That's right dear" he replied. "All you have to do is ask"

sporran

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