Oh! for the love of horny toads, keep the "shaft gone wild" up there, it scares us.
tweeter
She crossed her legs and her skirt hiked up, almost imperceptibly, but just long enough for Cletus to catch a glimpse of her tweeter.
wafer
Enjoying the wafer was one of her favourite games, and she used to enjoy it at least five times a night.
peanuts
"Phew, peanuts, not kidney stones," he commented after a difficult time in the loo.
hairy woodpecker
She was delighted to see a hairy woodpecker on her tree of Heaven.
cavfancier
She looked on with incredulity and asked, "Why is your cav fancier than the rest? And what's with the ribbon?"
punting
Every time they went punting, she lost her pole.
dirigible
He showed her his dirig and asked her, "Well, how about it ..... are you dirigible?
placid
As she stripped down to her bikini briefs, he couldn't help noticing that he had gone quite placid.
mellifluous
"Mellifluous,"
"Yes, Mattigan?"
"You are a such a sweet thing...call me Mel, and if you dare, show me your fluous."
Wood boring spade bit, 12 inch extension
His wood boring spade bit, 12 inch extention had to be put away, it seemed all the girls wanted it, and shamelessly hung around till they could see it. So mama made him hide it. Life was gonna be boring now, but in a few years.......
pasty
Pasty is nasty, but quiche fills the niche!!
puissant
Between her puissant thighs, the percheron bucked and reared.
flunkey
She grew tired and ill from the see-saw ride but after being marooned for a fort-night she saw the flunkey as her salvation.
vasoline
A woman should always have two things in her handbag - her credit card and her vasoline.
hunkering
Really?
He came running over, holding his hunkering with both hands. He protected it as though it was made of glass.
orgiastic
The whole experience was utterly orgiastic, ecstatic...
google
She loved they way he googled her, she swore, if she had the time, it would become a regular thing.
gush
