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Sun 28 Dec, 2003 03:50 pm
The rules are easy. Choose a word or phrase that sounds dirty but isn't. Then use it in a sentence that reference both a fake dirty-sounding meaning, and the real meaning. Then choose another word for the next player. To start
Spotted Dick: Dear, put the dalmation out for a pee, and then get yourself to a clinic!
cockchafer
She's a real cockchafer.
uvula
Her uvula is the envy of the neighborhood.
blue tit
She showed her pink, moist, uvula to her dentist.
Angina.
The strip club is proud to present 'Angina and the blue tits'.
Roger
Well done, Clary!
The man was proud - to Roger, himself, it seemed, overly proud.
literalist
The lady literalist not only favoured the missionary postion, she only did it with missionaries.
assonance
The callipygian woman's assonance was magnificient.
thespian
"Just because I was in the The Vagina Monologues does not make me a thespian," she protested, perhaps a bit too much.
Balzac
Where I went to school, thespians were often displayed in public.
matriculate
When a girl gets to matriculate for the first time, her thoughts often turn to young men.
flocculate
Ah! Flocculation again, said the teacher to the class, as she assessed them for error requiring admonition....
Futtock
"Her futtocks are ample and firm" the captain commented before giving the order to sail out to sea.
hose lengthener
"Hmmmm" - she said, tightening her hose lengthener firmly, and admiring the effect - "THAT ought to do it!"
fibrillation
Keener on fibrillation than defibrillation, Jessica lay back and luxuriated in the sensation.
Horatio
10 johns per street walker is a Horatio.
niggardly
He started getting a bit niggardly with me, so I slapped a subpoena on him.
crapulous
In ancient Rome people were often punished for being full of crapulous
pussy willow
In her mirror, she saw her pussy willow!
Commie linguist!
Commie linguist was disappointed when his country turned to democracy. Him and Mrs. linguist moved to Red China to follow their dream.
palatial
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