Sun 28 Dec, 2003 03:50 pm
The rules are easy. Choose a word or phrase that sounds dirty but isn't. Then use it in a sentence that reference both a fake dirty-sounding meaning, and the real meaning. Then choose another word for the next player. To start
Spotted Dick: Dear, put the dalmation out for a pee, and then get yourself to a clinic!
She's a real cockchafer.
Her uvula is the envy of the neighborhood.
She showed her pink, moist, uvula to her dentist.
The strip club is proud to present 'Angina and the blue tits'.
Well done, Clary!
The man was proud - to Roger, himself, it seemed, overly proud.
The lady literalist not only favoured the missionary postion, she only did it with missionaries.
The callipygian woman's assonance was magnificient.
"Just because I was in the The Vagina Monologues does not make me a thespian," she protested, perhaps a bit too much.
Where I went to school, thespians were often displayed in public.
When a girl gets to matriculate for the first time, her thoughts often turn to young men.
Ah! Flocculation again, said the teacher to the class, as she assessed them for error requiring admonition....
"Her futtocks are ample and firm" the captain commented before giving the order to sail out to sea.
"Hmmmm" - she said, tightening her hose lengthener firmly, and admiring the effect - "THAT ought to do it!"
Keener on fibrillation than defibrillation, Jessica lay back and luxuriated in the sensation.
10 johns per street walker is a Horatio.
He started getting a bit niggardly with me, so I slapped a subpoena on him.
In ancient Rome people were often punished for being full of crapulous
In her mirror, she saw her pussy willow!
Commie linguist was disappointed when his country turned to democracy. Him and Mrs. linguist moved to Red China to follow their dream.