Bad Music Puns - feed me!

https://youtu.be/f3Rk_brB92E


COVID-19 parody lyrics:
imagine there's no virus
it isn't hard to do
no panic buyers
self-isolation too

imagine all the people
sharing no more germs

imagine there's no bog roll
when you need a poo
no hand sanitizer
and Boris Johnson too

imagine all the people
wiping with the Sun

you may say I'm a hoarder
and my shopping weighs a tonne
I hope some day you'll join us
and the non-perishables will all be gone

imagine no pandemic
had started in Wuhan
sold out of bleach and nappies
and Purell and Lysol

imagine all the people
sharing no disease

you may say I'm a cleaner
but the disinfectant's gone
I hope some day you'll clean us
and the germs will be undone

I see
So if you’re as Cold As Ice you can just stroll right on in!

Only the first time.

Thought it would be fun to spend some time re-visiting this thread. Many of the earlier memes/photos are no longer accessible it seems. Any not-too-techie solution to this?

i doubt the missing images can be retrieved.

only the written word survives...

Thanks RP. Aint that a shame...

yeah... my tears fell like rain...

I refer to the extent of my pubic hair as the nutbush city limits.

When Paul McCartney walked home from Church last Sunday, his newspaper was swept from under his armpit by a sudden gust. The sheets blew into a meadow which was being harvested at the time and was sadly destroyed. Typical of McCartney he took it in his stride and simply wrote a song about it.
'And now my Sunday's changed in oh-so many wa-ays / My Independent has vanished in the hay.'