They're coming for you next . . .

"Richard Dickson"

Lol.

A homosexual once winked at me. Hang 'em all.

Consider that a compliment.

I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

You must have walked around with a bulge in your trou. I imagine they picked up on that.

they prolly thought he was French...

Maybe it's the rainbow tatoo on his forehead . . .

I lol'd.

White sport coats, and, and, pink carnations.

What if I gave them just one more little push?????

Those bastards!!!


They sucked Contrex!

Sounds like fun, don't it?

*giggle*

You've just reminded me of a song from my early childhood that I had almost forgotten.

Thank you, You Tube ...
"A White Sport Coat and a Pink Carnation" by Marty Robbins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8MnvyAi6l

I have to fess up... I copied-and-pasted it from The Onion...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

Still funny.

Oh
My
God . . .


I just can't believe you'd do something like that . . .