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Do You Eat Those Free Samples At The Grocery Store?

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 12:37 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Mame wrote:

"Donor"? LOL

And I'd be really interested to know what affects the taste of the semen. Meat? Garlic? Onions? Fruit?


coffee

I knew this guy who drank a lot of coffee.

made it bitter.



Goat's milk. Rather die.


Erm...and as gentlemen age, it gets ranker.


I am so using flavoured condoms from now on, if I do it at all.....used to not blink an eye, though it was just erk, not ewwwwwwwww.....
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 11:15 am
He finally had his day in court.

http://www.koat.com/news/30584472/detail.html

Quote:
Man Gets 2 Years For Semen Sample At Sunflower Market
Prosecutors Say Anthony Garcia Tricked 4 Women Into Sampling Semen

POSTED: 6:25 pm MST March 1, 2012
UPDATED: 6:42 pm MST March 1, 2012

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A man has been sentenced to federal prison for tricking a woman into tasting his semen at the Sunflower Market.

Police arrested former Sunflower Market employee Anthony Garcia for putting his own semen onto a spoon and tricking a woman into tasting it.

Garcia told the judge Thursday that he didn't know the consequences were going to be high, and he apologized to the victim and Sunflower Market.

However, in a rare move, the judge sentenced Garcia to 24 months in federal prison, which is more than the 12 to 18 months expected.

"It doesn't happen a lot. A judge really has to be particularly concerned with the kind of offense conduct to go up," said U.S. District Attorney Ken Gonzales.

Prosecutors said Garcia tricked four women into sampling the semen and watching their reactions, and DNA tests proved Garcia was responsible. They said that Garcia's criminal history also factored into the stiffer penalty.

"There is one incident in a local Walmart where he flashed his private parts, where he flashed a young lady who was in the store," Gonzales said.

Gonzales said Garcia also flashed a jogger on the Bosque.

Before she handed down the sentence, the judge told Garcia that what he did was despicable, heinous and horrendous. At one point, the judge told Garcia she's practically speechless in trying to articulate just how offensive it is.

"We had the kind of offense that is just incomprehensible, you know. What possess somebody to do something like this, I had no idea, but hopefully, there are not anybody else out there who would have any notion to do anything like this," Gonzales said.

Garcia has been ordered to serve his sentence at the Bureau of Prisons in Stafford, Ariz. He's also ordered to take psychosexual evaluations and undergo sex offender treatment

Garcia has a case pending in district court of criminal sexual contact of a minor, kidnapping, and bribery, which is set for trial in April.

Mame
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 02:06 pm
@Butrflynet,
Oh, that's gross! I came in here to say, Yes, I eat those free samples at Costco, and look what I see - semen! Gross, gross, gross! Smile
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 02:07 pm
@Mame,
it's safe enough as long as you just say no to the yogurt guy...
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 02:29 pm
@Rockhead,
I don't know if you guys have beer nuts at the pubs or clubs , the owners usually put bowls out "free" as they are salty, it encourages you to have another drink.

Don't eat them Smile Imagine all you guys after a couple of drinks forgetting to wash your hands and then putting those hands into the beer nuts eweee Smile
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 04:16 pm
@BillRM,
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If true she is going to be a very very wealthy lady indeed and for a few hundreds thousand dollars settlement I would had eaten that "yogurt sample" myself.

Quote:
For a few hundreds thousands of dollars I will even watch gay porn.

So, you're a prostitute?
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 04:22 pm
@Butrflynet,
My enjoyment of going to Trader Joes, and tasting the samples, has just been interfered with... Sad

Actually, I'm never hesitant about tasting samples, anywhere, if it looks appealing and it's something I want to try.
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