Do You Eat Those Free Samples At The Grocery Store?

I never ever try those samples, regardless of what it is.

What I don't understand, why did the women take the "yogurt" and called
the police right away? If you mix semen with Greek yogurt, you can't really
taste the semen. She must have seen him doing it ....is there any specifics to that report why she called the police right away?

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@CalamityJane,

No specifics, but the impression I got was he tried to pass off 100% sperm as yogurt. She recognized the taste and called police. :::shudder:::

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Friends in Ireland go to a bar that sells Pussy energy drink. Helps with a hangover.

Someone smart would import it and sell it to college campus bars.

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@Butrflynet,

Butrflynet wrote:

No specifics, but the impression I got was he tried to pass off 100% sperm as yogurt. She recognized the taste and called police. :::shudder:::

Oh gawd, all of it as yogurt ? That guy will go into record as one of the dumbest offenders.

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@Butrflynet,

An expert taste tester then huh? I'd almost be embarassed to let the police know I am such an expert that I know it is sperm.

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@Linkat,

Linkat wrote:

An expert taste tester then huh? I'd almost be embarassed to let the police know I am such an expert that I know it is sperm.

You know what?
When I told my husband this story, after the initial gross out, he said he thought that woman must have been pretty brave to say that it tasted like semen.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but jeez, it's not something you admit to unless you're pretty upset....or unless you're Bill R.

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@chai2,

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unless you're pretty upset....or unless you're Bill R.

Or unless you are bright enough to know that you are looking at a few hundreds thousands dollars payday ahead of you!!!!!

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@BillRM,

BillRM wrote:

Getting HIV from oral sex is possible, but quite rare.

What about throat cancer, which is on the rise among those who participate in oral sex?

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@hamburgboy,

Good grief! Are they fetuses in that sausage??? Shocked

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@BillRM,

I always knew you'd pimp yourself out if the price is right--there is no low to which you will not sink.

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@ragnel,

Did this woman just rob a sperm bank?

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@firefly,

They could easily prove it is his (the free sample guy) sperm with a little testing.

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@CalamityJane,

CalamityJane wrote:

If you mix semen with Greek yogurt, you can't really
taste the semen.

and you know this because? Shocked

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@chai2,

Well she's obviously has her own recipe for a Greek semen infused smoothie.

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@Linkat,

Great protein drink from what I've heard.

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@Linkat,

Will Greek men be able to meet the need for semen if that drink catches on?

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@firefly,

Reminds me of the movie and story called "A Boy and His Dog"

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@chai2,

I was wondering the very same thing Smile

I mean, how many times have you had semen and yogurt on the same spoon or in the same bowl or even at the same time? LOL

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@Mame,

You just haven't been shopping at the right stores. Laughing

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@chai2,

...because I've tasted both.

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