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Do You Eat Those Free Samples At The Grocery Store?

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 09:49 am
I never ever try those samples, regardless of what it is.

What I don't understand, why did the women take the "yogurt" and called
the police right away? If you mix semen with Greek yogurt, you can't really
taste the semen. She must have seen him doing it ....is there any specifics to that report why she called the police right away?
Butrflynet
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 11:05 am
@CalamityJane,
No specifics, but the impression I got was he tried to pass off 100% sperm as yogurt. She recognized the taste and called police. :::shudder:::
PUNKEY
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 12:00 pm
Friends in Ireland go to a bar that sells Pussy energy drink. Helps with a hangover.

Someone smart would import it and sell it to college campus bars.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 01:40 pm
@Butrflynet,
Butrflynet wrote:

No specifics, but the impression I got was he tried to pass off 100% sperm as yogurt. She recognized the taste and called police. :::shudder:::


Oh gawd, all of it as yogurt ? That guy will go into record as one of the dumbest offenders.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 04:47 pm
@Butrflynet,
An expert taste tester then huh? I'd almost be embarassed to let the police know I am such an expert that I know it is sperm.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 07:59 pm
@Linkat,
Linkat wrote:

An expert taste tester then huh? I'd almost be embarassed to let the police know I am such an expert that I know it is sperm.


You know what?
When I told my husband this story, after the initial gross out, he said he thought that woman must have been pretty brave to say that it tasted like semen.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but jeez, it's not something you admit to unless you're pretty upset....or unless you're Bill R.
BillRM
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 12:33 am
@chai2,
Quote:
unless you're pretty upset....or unless you're Bill R.


Or unless you are bright enough to know that you are looking at a few hundreds thousands dollars payday ahead of you!!!!!
Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 07:30 am
@BillRM,
BillRM wrote:

Getting HIV from oral sex is possible, but quite rare.


What about throat cancer, which is on the rise among those who participate in oral sex?
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ragnel
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 08:44 am
@hamburgboy,
Good grief! Are they fetuses in that sausage??? Shocked
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 11:04 am
@BillRM,
I always knew you'd pimp yourself out if the price is right--there is no low to which you will not sink.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 11:05 am
@ragnel,
Did this woman just rob a sperm bank?
Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 11:24 am
@firefly,
They could easily prove it is his (the free sample guy) sperm with a little testing.
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 11:38 am
@CalamityJane,
CalamityJane wrote:

If you mix semen with Greek yogurt, you can't really
taste the semen.


and you know this because? Shocked
Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 12:59 pm
@chai2,
Well she's obviously has her own recipe for a Greek semen infused smoothie.
Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 01:00 pm
@Linkat,
Great protein drink from what I've heard.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 01:23 pm
@Linkat,
Will Greek men be able to meet the need for semen if that drink catches on?
Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 01:39 pm
@firefly,
Reminds me of the movie and story called "A Boy and His Dog"
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 05:17 pm
@chai2,
I was wondering the very same thing Smile I mean, how many times have you had semen and yogurt on the same spoon or in the same bowl or even at the same time? LOL
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 06:59 pm
@Mame,
You just haven't been shopping at the right stores. Laughing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 07:24 pm
@chai2,
...because I've tasted both.
 

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