Dys is enraged with me. I don't argue with him enough. which annoys him.

So... how about that chocolate tofu pie!? Sounds great, right?

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Anyone ever try raisin pie. I loved it as a kid, not all kids like raisins but I did. Raisin pie is sweeter than mincemeat and not as spicy, and a whole lot messier than butter tarts, and why do you call them Canadian??? don't you eat them south of the border, 49th parallel? Have you ever had a Nanaimo bar?
My mom hated baking, not all baking, just pie crusts, so we kids would stock up at the church bizarre and annual bake sale. Twice a year we'd save our pennies and buy a pie or four each. Heaven.
I wonder if a grape pie tastes like raisin pie?

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@Diane,

; ))

Dys has never gotten that banana cream pie I promised something like three birthdays of his ago. I manage to never have bananas and pie crust around at the same time..
I'll see if I can remedy that.

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@Ceili,

Oh I love warm raisin pie with vanilla ice cream! I have not had raisin pie in so long. I am going to find a recipe and make one this weekend.

This one looks pretty easy and it was given five stars.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Raisin-Pie/Detail.aspx

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@farmerman,

You must realize that a cypher is required to return to utter mayhem, lunacy and wackiness. This nice, entertaining thread has an underside that can be unloked with the cypher key.

I'll send it to you for $ 1, ooo,ooo,ooo.oo. I have a contact in the Pentagon, pricing toilets, who can get it for you cheap.

Funny, they never suspect a nun. hee

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@Diane,

I always suspect a nun.

Know why you always see two nuns walking together?

The one nun makes sure the other nun don't get none.

Razz

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@JPB,

Quote:

JPB wrote:

Re: hamburgboy (Post 4488449)
spendi!!!

To my eternal shame, I was catching up on this thread, saw the picture, and had exactly the same reaction as JPB.
Embarrassed

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@Arella Mae,

Arella Mae wrote:

If you mean, is it round, then yes, it's shaped like a pizza.

Yeah, but actually, I meant the 3rd dimension: its thickness ??????

David

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@Finn dAbuzz,

Finn dAbuzz wrote:

Then lay on you Tuetonic oaf, the Celtic Warrior Bard stands ready.

Is that a picture of Dys ??

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@ossobuco,

You mean you've been promising Dys a banana cream pie for 3 consecutive birthdays and never once actually delivered one?! That's enough to enrage the most mild-mannered of men - obviously - so your original query is answered right there. But Diane is right that there was a horribly creepy undertone to Act 1 of this thread - not originating with you, though, but with the unspeakable stalker and most probably also blackmailer. Here's evidence:

I forced myself to look up his emetic post and saw him making veiled threats to you on at least one occasion - so you were right in your recollection. Sorry Diane, do not pass Go, do not collect 1 billion dollars - I got your "murder and mayhem cypher" right here, where the stalker addresses Ossobuco:
http://able2know.org/topic/125771-3#post-3479428

Quote:

I'll not argue with you you catty witch...

You are not worth the angst.....

(you still have my e-mail, so I know this is a public display of idiocy... I am done)

You may now kiss my ass on the OH...

(do we wanna go public with all we know, smart lady? see you next tuesday)

please have another snort of cheap booze on me as a last shot...

Emetic, at the very least. Apologies to thread, but the fruit-pie intermezzo of Act 3 ended when someone mentioned tofu. On with Act 4 Smile

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@OmSigDAVID,

I'm not sure if that's a picture of Dys, or if the German knight brought in by HBG is a picture of him, but we need to organize our murder and mayhem lineup this a.m., so I'm re-posting HBG's kind contribution. Now if only Farmerman can get his wife out of the asylum's bathtub - she's been cleaning out the barn again, he said, and she has to sit in soapy water until any ticks fall off, or drown, or whatever it is that ticks do - we can finally move on with Act 4 Smile

http://usera.imagecave.com/anthoniusii/pictures/germanknight13thcentury.jpg

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In Arizona, it was recommended
that we burn ticks off.

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@High Seas,

apologies to the thread my ass, you pompous pile of puss.

throwing feces is what you are best at (while looking down your nose, of course)

and that was a lovely thread, was it not?

maybe we can all stop for a moment and remember how that one started.

hmmmmmmm.

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@High Seas,

by the way...

I went to your profile, and OMG.

you now have 6, I say SIX stalkers now.

you better get a bigger security detail, crazy lady...

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@ragnel,

Actually, it made me think of David Razz

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@Intrepid,

Nah!!! While I could very easily imagine said figure fumbling and groping through his inside pockets and extracting a dilapidated, mud encrusted hip flask for a quick swig to help him on his way after an evening of swiping underwear off ladies' clothes lines, I can't see him pulling out an UZI or somesuch (no, it would not be an UZI, that would be 'un-American' wouldn't it?) to keep evil-doers at bay.

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@ragnel,

ragnel wrote:

Nah!!! While I could very easily imagine said figure fumbling and groping through his inside pockets and extracting a dilapidated, mud encrusted hip flask for a quick swig to help him on his way after an evening of swiping underwear off ladies' clothes lines, I can't see him pulling out an UZI or somesuch (no, it would not be an UZI, that would be 'un-American' wouldn't it?) to keep evil-doers at bay.

I like Uzis, but I prefer MP5s; supersweet as thay both r,
in 9mm, thay r both undercalibrated (. . . maybe if u use hollowpointed slugs).
For the purist, a .45 Thompson sub,
with a short stock and a 200 round drum is the way to go. Don't cha think ?

David

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@ossobuco,

Quote:

Dys is enraged with me.
I don't argue with him enough. which annoys him.

Y don 't u start an argument with him?
Maybe he will feel better.

David

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@OmSigDAVID,

As of right now she's off preparing a pie for him; besides, my impression (which could be wrong) of the original episode is that she doesn't argue enough, period. Btw, I found a related picture you'll appreciate - sorry can't re-post it, being in a car and so on slow connection, but you can see it on this link:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/visions-of-earth/visions-earth-2011
It's the top-rated picture from National Geographic's "Visions of Earth" series for February 2011.The caption reads:

Quote:

California—Like a high-speed Cupid's arrow, an air-rifle pellet pierces the heart of a rose at some 800 feet per second. The flower, plucked from a garden and flash frozen in liquid nitrogen, shatters in a spray of petal fragments.

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@High Seas,

High Seas wrote:

As of right now she's off preparing a pie for him;
besides, my impression (which could be wrong)
of the original episode is that she doesn't argue enough, period.

Yes; I have argued with her in the past
and have her tire of it and end it; no big problem.

High Seas wrote:

Btw, I found a related picture you'll appreciate - sorry can't re-post it,
being in a car and so on slow connection, but you can see it on this link:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/visions-of-earth/visions-earth-2011
It's the top-rated picture from National Geographic's "Visions of Earth"
series for February 2011.
The caption reads:

Quote:
California—Like a high-speed Cupid's arrow, an air-rifle pellet pierces the heart of a rose at some 800 feet per second. The flower, plucked from a garden and flash frozen in liquid nitrogen, shatters in a spray of petal fragments.

That 's a beautiful picture, H.S. Thank u for it.
I remember shooting pellets from an air rifle
or air musket (I don't remember whether it was rifled)
in California in 1956.

David

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Dys is enraged with me. I don't argue with him enough. which annoys him.

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