The worlds first riddle!

Try,,, is that you? Are we Arabian? <raise's left eyebrow>

You can post your Weinerschnitzel if you like,,, or someone else's (kidding) we only want your schnitzel posted.

If you had no arm's and leg's and was severly disfigured from a figuting accident i would still find you attractive, your me secret love's i write about in public (aren't girl's silly?)

Try, I see you have been working out

Hi Jove, you wrote, “Try,,, is that you? Are we Arabian? <raise's left eyebrow>”


It is true I have been mistaken for an ‘Italian Stallion’ and you need to hang on for the ride of your life; but that’s just my sisters’ opinion.

What does she know about horses! Talking of which…





BTW: If I had no arm's and leg's; would you take me out for a drag?

"Try, I see you have been working out"
Isn't he something! Try, if you were the colour of a Baboons etcetra i would still be attracted to you! So say's we. (did you put a spell on me? if you did it worked.

Try wrote: "BTW: If I had no arm's and leg's; would you take me out for a drag?"

I not only would take you out for a drag, i am going to send God who is YaWaY to your home amen. That is Thee best gift i can give you amen.



<warm smile for you>~

Oh Stormy, devastated to have missed you. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Great to see you; I hope you are well and the cutbacks have not saddled you with an undue burden.

Jove you are there; why we almost came at the same time…to post I mean!

Have a great day little one.

What happened to the riddles? How is England or was that the other Try?

Hello TTH, I am pleased to make your acquaintance. I hope you are recovering well from your recent hospitalization.

I did vacation in Scotland onetime, does that count?

I am sorry to say I do not know any riddles; but, I am sure the weekend Try guy will be able to assist.

Try, can you tell me how you do it? I want a split personality too..maybe then I could get more done in a day!

Good morning Ms. Stormwatch, you wrote, “I want a split personality too…”


I may be of assistance; but first you must split an infinitive which is an English-language grammatical construction in which a word or phrase, usually an adverb or other adverbial, comes between the marker to and the bare infinitive (uninflected) form of a verb.

A famous split infinitive occurs in the opening sequence of the Star Trek television series: to boldly go where no man has gone before. Here, the adverb "boldly" splits the full infinitive "to go."

That just cracks me up…May the force be with you!

Beam me up Scottie!

<enters departure lounge>

Stormy - sheesh - been a while girl....

EXCELLENT PLAN STORMWATCHOUT FOR SHAPEFHIFTERS whilst transporting - can we catch up whilst demoleculised. How you been gal... Hope all is good with hub and kids. xxxx......

<boarding passes.... fazers and lazers held by mis-will-zap-you-if-you-hands-wander-Blue! No zippers... we are the velcro crew!

k.... all aboard



to planet Zog.... and beyond!... Markr... u aboard.... WHA!!!!!!!!... NO... well quickly before you disappear into a puff of blue smoke! - here, grab my haaaaaaaaa...n......

.....................................................................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz xx



next instalment - did markr get fully transported or is a amrak, marak, krama... or possibly karma!!!!!

Could end up with a MisTry, WatchMark, StormIz and a JoTH....

wow... what an interesting combo!!!!


(gotta sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep x)

Nice to meet you too. As far as being hospitalized, it was twice in 2 months. Is the 3rd time a charm?

Izzie, you crack me up

Good morning all.

TTH I very much hope the third time can be avoided, and that you will make a quick and full recovery.

Izzie, may I echo TTH’s comment; a good way to start the day.

I was indeed hoping to post some riddles; but sad to say the file appears locked. Should circumstances change for the better, I shall return. Have a good day.

sheesh... can yer give me an ordinate of the endpoint of an arc of a unit circle centered at the origin of a Cartesian coordinate system, the arc being of length x and measured counterclockwise from the point (1, 0) if x is positive or clockwise if x is negative. I just need a sign!

abs.... muscles
max abs ... six pack

Express: L E T T E R S.... I am expressing my vowels and consonants! <ahem>

Sure; a function of a number x, equal to the cosecant of an angle whose measure in radians is equal to x.

What do I win?

Oh.... such scope..... I just shouldn't go there with the prize!!!!!!!!!!!

HA!