In an effort to make amends for inadvertently causing a degree of confusion, may I propose a diversion that will exacerbate the situation:
?'Not everything that can be counted counts,
and not everything that counts can be counted'
-Albert Einstein (1879-1935)
I have four faces in a vertical row.
Each face with a letter on it faces south.
Read downwards they spell WARY.
A ring of teeth surrounds every face.
From the top they have,
22, 35,143 and 39 teeth respectively.
Each is joined to its neighbour.
The problem is my name is MARY.
The question is how many times does the largest face have to revolve before my name is spelt correctly.