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Fri 19 Dec, 2003 10:37 am
She's mine! I found her...I used to think Neo was "the one," until I found this keeper. Everything I've ever wanted: a hooters waitress, puts perfume on love letters, and most importantly, she's hotter than Pam Anderson!
Only question is, how much will it run me?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2972354920&category=1467
(Could you find a bigger loser?)
oh, that's real nice slappy.
Cmon Slappy, the "real doll" will run you less, and save the hassle of a live woman.
I don't need a girlfriend myself, but I could do with a second-hand Nissan. Could you ask her what she wants for it?
I'm in a very contemplative mood -- should I bid, or should I not?
My evening has just been cast into turmoil.
Go on, Gus, bid! Then we'll find out if anyone is actually bidding for this woman's 'attention.' If not, well... it could be love!
This is the SlapDog's woman!! Hands off, Gustav!!
I want them TO BREED!!
That would lead to a very interesting race!
Who sells herself/himself on E-bay???
Mr. Stillwater tossed out this gem...
Quote:I want them TO BREED!!
Oh the humanity!
I remember gustav's current avatar from some time ago, one of my favorites. Reminds me of Santa.
Oh yea....she's weighing in at 135lbs? I think she mistakenly hit the 1 instead of the 2.
The "cgi" in the url means it's fake, right..? (I started a more "Slappy you doofus it's FAKE" response but now I'm not totally sure.)
Nah, that just means it's a dynamic page in a cgi enabled folder (as all ebay auctions are) and that they use it as a sub domain.
www.able2know.com << The subdomain part of a URL is still under the control of the domain.
Works like this: .com is the top level domain. able2know is the domain I own. anythingiwant.able2know.com is a subdomain.
People can't create subdomains of a site without that site allowing it somehow.
Thanks for the further explanation, Craven.
I still think it's fake, but in the sense that somebody purposely put that picture up, rather than an entirely fake site.
If I'm going to imagine a girlfriend I'm going to imagine a lot better looking one than that
You know guys, the kind of girlfriend you imagine when you're in the middle of sex with your wife so you can hurry up and get done in time for The Daily Show....... :wink:
Soz, it's probably not fake. If you type in "imaginary girlfriend" on ebay, a bunch of e-whores, er, I mean, lovely ladies selling their services pull up.
Screw it. I'm putting myself up. Imaginary boyfriend. I'll send you threatining letters explaining how if I ever catch you with that scumbag once more, I'll smack you so hard yo' mama will wake up with a black eye. Women love the bad boy.
I still think you should grab the tail end of reality TV before it fades completely, but yeah, that'd work.
This a whole thing, eh? ("Imaginary girlfriend") Who knew.
So Bi-Bear, you go from complaining you're doing without to hurry up and get it over with. Living up to your namesake I see. :wink:
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