my toaster came with a five page instruction booklet - in five languages.
Was english one of them ?
You know, for $3,000 /hr I can teach your rug to relax using my Hindu guru approved Confusion Zen method...or you could go for our two for the price of one special offer today only...you must decide quickly....
No text, but lots of pictures showing me how to plug it in.
When computers first came out, a salesman friend of mine had to do a service call for someone who he had sold a computer too...they didn't want any fancy extras just a computer....then they rang up to complain they couldn't get a picture, so he traveled 80 mile into the bush to fix it . They didn't have a screen, keyboard or mouse....they thought all those extras were just to fatten the salesman's pocket .