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My friend is masturebating daily for the past 5 yrs and he is now feeling pain at his back bone.... and also feel numbness when he sits in the floor for more than 15 min.... will masturebation be the reason?????????????

Pls give some solution and suggestion.....

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[+3] - Fido - 10/20/2010He is abusing his front bone and feeling it in his back bone... Tell him to run faster because it might be catching up to him...
[+3] - Setanta - 10/22/2010If they try to close the loop of a viral marketing plan, the mods will simply yank the threads. Meanwhile, they can sit back and yank their little weenies . . .

No; he needs to get his back checked out; could be a pinched nerve.

Not ALL health issues involve the penis!

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Is this a 'for real' question? If it is, why doesn't that person ask a doctor? Not everything needs to be posted all over the internet. wheww

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@arvindakkft,

He is abusing his front bone and feeling it in his back bone... Tell him to run faster because it might be catching up to him...

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This is the second such thread in less than a week. It is possible that we have someone with an agenda who has registered again with another screen name to post this. The first thread alleged headaches "24-7" as a result of masturbation. That thread misspelled the word, too.

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@Setanta,

The author of that prior thread also shortened "please" to "pls".

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@arvindakkft,

arvindakkft wrote:

My friend is masturebating daily for the past 5 yrs and he is now feeling pain at his back bone.... and also feel numbness when he sits in the floor for more than 15 min.... will masturebation be the reason?????????????

No

Suggestions? Go to doctor and discuss pain and numbness.

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@dlowan,

dlowan wrote:

arvindakkft wrote:

My friend is masturebating daily for the past 5 yrs and he is now feeling pain at his back bone.... and also feel numbness when he sits in the floor for more than 15 min.... will masturebation be the reason?????????????

No

Suggestions? Go to doctor and discuss pain and numbness.

Go to a shrink and discuss neurossis...

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@Ticomaya,

If they try to close the loop of a viral marketing plan, the mods will simply yank the threads. Meanwhile, they can sit back and yank their little weenies . . .

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Why is it always the friend who's the horn dog?

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@Ceili,

call me naive Ceili but what is a horn dog? I've heard of hot dogs, corn dogs et al??????

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@Sglass,

the horn dog is the one who masturebatates incessantly...

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@Sglass,

Hi Sglass....as far as I know, a horn dog is a slang term for someone obsessed with horny issues. Like the guy who plays the Asian detective on Dexter! I guess it is more accurate to say like the 'Asian guy who plays a horny dectective on Dexter'. And no, I don't know if the actor is horny, he just plays a character who is.

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@arvindakkft,

arvindakkft wrote:

. . . and also feel numbness when he sits in the floor for more than 15 min . . .

Tell him to stop sitting in the floor.

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@George,

or at the very least for only 14 minutes

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This one time when I was maturebationing a car drove into a transformer at the end of my block, and all the lights went out.

Do you think there was a connection?

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@chai2,

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This one time when I was maturebationing a car . . .

Oooh, kinky.

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@Sglass,

A horny dog... Like Quagmire on Family Guy "giggity" <- not sure what that means either, but he say's it a lot.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/quiz/33144_1216135422837_450_300.jpg

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