Where's the STRANGEST Place you have ever had sex??

here tis



sold it and brought a real Martin d-35

Still got it.

J

Well, not exactly the same but pretty close to similar.

Awesome Stuff.

Once there was a time I'd rob my mama
For a good meal and a smoke
Once there was a time I'd sell my brother
For a dollar when I was broke

But I'd never sell my guitar
And my strings were always sharp
'Cause if I don't have a guitar
I'll be strumming on some angels harp


And if I don't get to heaven
And I go down there below
Better be a guitar when I get there
Or, I will refuse to go


Once there was a time I was hungry
And I'd find my food in some bin
But I'd never, never sell my guitar
'Cause that would, darling, that would be a sin

In the armpit.


Scratchy, it was.

hey, how about in someone elses bathroom.

Is that strange?

The front seat of a Mazda RX-7. No way I could do that now, except maybe by myself.

Its not strange but the only vaguely exciting place was in a garden.

MG you need more excitement in your life life. You have not lived until you've done it in the back seat of a '65 Bel Air.

I once did it in a coffin. A kid I went to school with had parents who owned a funeral home. I went over to the funeral parlor with my girlfriend one night and asked Tom if he would mind terribly if Edith and I had sex in one of the coffins. "Sure, Gus, but wait for a few hours til my parents go to the movies.

We sat outside and had some beers. Eventually Edith headed into the parlor and I followed soon thereafter. I crawled into the coffin and proceeded to go to town. It was fabulous sex. Suddenly I heard a voice. I poked my head up from the coffin and looked out the window. There was Edith and Tom, talking and drinking beer.

Glancing down I noticed I was on top of Mrs. Bukowski, an eighty five year old woman who had been run over by a train several days earlier.

I finished up and got the hell out of there.

Nickfun: when did you go to Emerson? I just threw out my most recent copy of Expressions.


Joe(I was there thirty lives ago)Nation

Joe I was there from '78 to '82. I always throw out my copy of Expressions. Denis Leary was my comedy writing teacher. Reverand Coffee was my history professor. Ring any bells?

Graveyard
Strangest place was in a country graveyard around 2AM. We were alone in the graveyard, lying on top of an old, old grave. The grave was on the edge of the graveyard next to the woods, which were dark, foggy, a filled with strange noises.
I have to admit it was pretty exiting, but in the back of your mind you keep expecting something...

BOO!

I was there in the days of Mama Mitchell. 1965-67.

There's a graveyard scene in my past too. The girl and I went to view her father's resting place late one night after a party. She became upset. We settled her upset on the grass.

For years I wondered what it must be like for her to go back to that site knowing what we did there, but then it occurred to that she might be thinking on more important matters.

Joe(much)Nation

How considerate of you! You are the soul of kindness, Joe.

Dental surgery. (I used to work at one)

Laid that big old chair back and said open wide I'll give you a filling.

LOL

Whats sex? Its been so long I don't recall....

I don't want to be too blunt, so let me know if you can't figure out what I'm trying to say here:

I got a blowjob on the highest mountain top in the Northeast.

Well that was tactful.

Oh yeah, I had sex at Great Falls - did I say that already?