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I bet you didn't think tits could do this...

 
 
aidan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 09:36 am
I was thinking her arms didn't match the rest of her body. She looked like a tall, big-boned girl overall, but her arms looked like those of a thin person. So I figured she'd got the breasts artificially done to her liking.

Even if they weren't artificially done and she was that big naturally, I guess I thought she would have had breast reduction surgery if she wanted it- so I didn't really feel sorry for her in terms of her physicality - I did wonder about her emotional and mental health in terms of wanting to make such a side-show of herself - but to each his/her own. Maybe she likes pain - some people do.

I didn't find it funny - more like silly and stupid. The expression on my face as I watched it was probably like that of the woman on the panel - total confusion. Actually I found watching her face more interesting than seeing the watermelons get squashed.
And then I thought, 'those aren't tits - those are beach ball -shaped hammers.'
And then I thought, 'her partner probably risks suffocation during the act - unless he makes sure he stays on top.'

Then I smiled a bit.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 09:54 am
@aidan,
I thought the "act" itself was pretty dumb, but reactions of the people in the audience were funny.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 10:06 am
That women must have what ever she did to create her huge breasts before it damages her back and spine. If she didn't create them and they are natural, she should consider breast reduction surgery. ---BBB

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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 12:29 pm
I always think of freak shows and Joseph Merrick when I see stuff like this.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 02:09 pm
@Lash,
Lash wrote:

I always think of freak shows and Joseph Merrick when I see stuff like this.
well, you should always
Quote:
meet with a board-certified plastic surgeon
before thinking. Just the other day I was thinking about having my left leg shortened but then I realized "I should met with a board-certified plastic surgeon" before making a final decision, I tell all my friends the same thing.
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talk72000
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 03:32 pm
@ragnel,
I think she is in show business maybe not in the top class if you watched the video where they have a poster advertising her monster tits. Cool 2 Cents

P.S. at 5.21 minutes of the video it shows a poster with her starring in movie Mop Ziller as a 50-foot woman with killer tits. She is a movie star of sorts. She could be a stipper starring in a low budget monster horror movie.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 05:45 pm
@Cyracuz,
I can't really explain why, exactly, but the the use of the word "tits" to name women's breasts really turns me off. Especially in a context like that video. Neutral
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 06:13 pm
@msolga,
I agree, msO.

those aren't tits, they're hindenboobs...
msolga
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 06:18 pm
@Rockhead,
Quote:
hindenboobs


Ah, that's better, Rocky.
Hindenboobs sound much friendlier, warmer & sort of affectionate to my ear. Very Happy
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