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why was chai2s membership canceled?

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electronicmail
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2010 11:53 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:


I said "**** that" and snuck out at my first opportunity to come back here.

Anyone want to hear all the horrible things that happened to me, so a thread can be written about how good the hamsters must be, because I damn near broke my neck trying to get back here to sniff the butts of other posters?

I'm not sure I understand, what happened to you?
Wally Tea
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2010 12:42 pm
@electronicmail,
Chai is my wife. She often gets locked out simply because she can not remember her password. The Able2Know moderators have tried to be particularly understanding in her case.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2010 01:04 pm
@Wally Tea,
Wally Tea wrote:

Chai is my wife. She often gets locked out simply because she can not remember her password. The Able2Know moderators have tried to be particularly understanding in her case.


No way!

It's those Triads that keep abductinig me.
They swoop down in their helicopters and carry me off
Good thing I keep my ninja stars on me.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2010 01:38 pm
@electronicmail,
electronicmail wrote:

Do I know you? I sure hope I don't and I wanna keep it that way.

G'bye.


I have a suggestion. Put us all on ignore. Please.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2010 03:10 pm
Or he can just feck off.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2010 03:15 pm
Do you sense some hostility here, electronicmail? Why do you suppose that is? Hmmmm??
roger
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2010 04:44 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Maybe the rest of us just don't fit in. Have you considered that?
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electronicmail
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 09:20 am
@Wally Tea,
Wally Tea wrote:

Chai is my wife. She often gets locked out simply because she can not remember her password. The Able2Know moderators have tried to be particularly understanding in her case.

You must have married her for her looks...
electronicmail
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 09:25 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

It's those Triads that keep abductinig me.
They swoop down in their helicopters and carry me off
Good thing I keep my ninja stars on me.

Don't fret, everything will turn out alrite....
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 10:05 am
@electronicmail,
electronicmail wrote:

Wally Tea wrote:

Chai is my wife. She often gets locked out simply because she can not remember her password. The Able2Know moderators have tried to be particularly understanding in her case.

You must have married her for her looks...



Even better!

He married me for my money!

Wally stays on a short lease, I'll tell you what.

He knows who carries the ninja stars in this family.
engineer
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 11:27 am
@chai2,
Do you use this brand so you can get music at the same time?

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/9/26/18/ipod-ninja-specs-revealed-26209-1285539452-56.jpg
Wally Tea
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 11:35 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

electronicmail wrote:

Wally Tea wrote:

Chai is my wife. She often gets locked out simply because she can not remember her password. The Able2Know moderators have tried to be particularly understanding in her case.

You must have married her for her looks...



Even better!

He married me for my money!

Wally stays on a short lease, I'll tell you what.

He knows who carries the ninja stars in this family.


I'll have dinner ready when you get home tonight. I promise!
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 12:01 pm
@engineer,
engineer wrote:

Do you use this brand so you can get music at the same time?

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/9/26/18/ipod-ninja-specs-revealed-26209-1285539452-56.jpg


**** Yeah!
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 12:06 pm
@Wally Tea,
Wally Tea wrote:

I'll have dinner ready when you get home tonight. I promise!


and wear the blue thing, with the things.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 12:23 pm
@chai2,
garter belt with the stockings?

bra with the tassels?

high heels with the whip?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 01:12 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Hey guys s'up?

I just made my way back through some pretty nasty cyberspace.

Apparantly the hamsters thought I would be happier if they dumped me off at some other forum.

I said "**** that" and snuck out at my first opportunity to come back here.

Anyone want to hear all the horrible things that happened to me, so a thread can be written about how good the hamsters must be, because I damn near broke my neck trying to get back here to sniff the butts of other posters?


I don't care about any of that other stuff.... but I wouldn't mind getting a first hand report of what my butt smells like. We could do a control group kind of thing... take a sniff when I'm straight from the shower, after riding my bike in the heat, after missing a day of showering, after different types of food etc. It would be like a scientific thing.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 01:29 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
I believe there are people you can hire to do that. That might be your best bet, BVT. Thanks anyway.
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electronicmail
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 02:10 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Wally stays on a short lease, I'll tell you what.

What happens when his lease runs out?
djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 02:19 pm
@electronicmail,
she releases him

chai lives by this simple maxim

“If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and bring it back"
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2010 02:25 pm
@electronicmail,
electronicmail wrote:

chai2 wrote:

Wally stays on a short lease, I'll tell you what.

What happens when his lease runs out?

You touch yourself.
 

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