@dumbwife,
Here's my list:
Men who:
- wear large checked print jackets
- fall asleep on the couch every night (oh, you're so fun)
- like Lawrence Welk-type music
- only eat meat and potatoes
- think romance is putting the toilet seat down
- run around with 3 days' growth on their face
- drip water all over the house after they shower
- think a conversation is "Pass the salt"
- think Don Cherry is a role model