Have you ever been to a physicist?

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I went to a physicist once't . . . he told me that gravity is not just a good idea, it's the law. Howzabout you?

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[+4] - squinney - 08/24/2010[quote="djjd62"] i went to physicist once, i was in a very black hole, my problems so many they seemed multi dimensional, he said he could help me and suggested all sorts of theories,...
[+3] - djjd62 - 08/24/2010i went to physicist once, i was in a very black hole, my problems so many they seemed multi dimensional, he said he could help me and suggested all sorts of theories, but in the end i believe he...

i went to physicist once, i was in a very black hole, my problems so many they seemed multi dimensional, he said he could help me and suggested all sorts of theories, but in the end i believe he was just stringing along

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@Setanta,

well, I too once went to a physicist, she told me that relativity was genetic.

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After a psychotic episode where I believed I was psychic, I consulted a physicist to find a way to pull all the elements together.

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A physicist? Is that some kind of religious guy who like talks a bunch of gobbledegook and smashes me with Xs to chase the phys from my body? Cause I could really use one of those. My phys is hurts like the devil and I can't afford a doctor.

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

i went to physicist once, i was in a very black hole, my problems so many they seemed multi dimensional, he said he could help me and suggested all sorts of theories, but in the end i believe he was just stringing along

Hate to break it to ya, but I think you were tricked into visiting a proctologist.

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@boomerang,

boomerang wrote:

A physicist? Is that some kind of religious guy who like talks a bunch of gobbledegook and smashes me with Xs to chase the phys from my body? Cause I could really use one of those. My phys is hurts like the devil and I can't afford a doctor.

I can't BELIEVE you are discussing your phys in PUBLIC.

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This thread was mis-tagged - still looking for the humour

Smile

Hi Set!

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@Mame,

Mame wrote:

This thread was mis-tagged - still looking for the humour

that's cuz it was tagged humor

I'm here to add some humour (and an earworm, I hope)

sooo, speaking of string, one of the dogs ate the string that had been wrapped around a small Chicken Kiev

will that string see the light of day again?

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@ehBeth,

most probably, but I hope you won't go looking for it

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@Mame,

I'm sure she wonders why I'm so fascinated every time she goes outside.

It's like being a doula.

Waiting to help deliver a piece of string Confused

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@ehBeth,

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will that string see the light of day again?

Yes...but it may be as through a glass, darkly.

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@dlowan,

String theory: it's all of a relativity to me.

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I think the string thing was solved last night, but i'm not going to give everyone too much information . . .

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@Setanta,

I thank you, kind Sir, for that.

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@Setanta,

by the light of the silvery moon

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@wandeljw,

wandeljw wrote:

After a psychotic episode where I believed I was psychic, I consulted a physicist to find a way to pull all the elements together.

I was thinking the same!

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Really? You must be psychotic!

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@Setanta,

I've never been to a physicist, but a physicist has been to me.

It were good, boss.

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I was once married to a physicist. It nearly made me psychotic.

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Have you ever been to a physicist?

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