If you had a date with the electric chair what meal would you order?

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[+4] - mysteryman - 08/19/2010I would order a meal to go.
[+3] - kennethamy - 08/19/2010If I had a date with the electric chair I would order a meal of electric insulation. I'm no dummy!
[+3] - Jebediah - 08/20/2010Unpopped popcorn, to be swallowed whole of course.

@talk72000,

If I had a date with the electric chair I would order a meal of electric insulation. I'm no dummy!

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All you can eat buffet.

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@thack45,

Something slow-cooked.

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@talk72000,

Raw fruits, raw vegetables, seeds, nuts, yogurt and lots and lots of prunes. That way I'd get some retribution when all body fluids are let loose upon my death.

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@talk72000,

I would want an overdose of overdose of oxycodone.

BBB

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@Butrflynet,

I would nickname you the Volcano Lady.

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@Butrflynet,

Butrflynet wrote:

Raw fruits, raw vegetables, seeds, nuts, yogurt and lots and lots of prunes. That way I'd get some retribution when all body fluids are let loose upon my death.

That is splendid!

Don't forget the baked beans, brussel sprouts and malt balls.

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The author jokingly suggested he would order something that will very slow and long enough till his/her appeal is heard and set free which very much mirrors Jespah's response. Maybe leather shoes might not be so bad as the starving sailors had to resort to when they ran out of food out in the open seas.

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@Butrflynet,

You would really stink up the place.

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

I would prefer a hot lady.

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I would prefer a play date with chai2.

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I would ask for a single ten foot long pasta noodle dyed blue sauteed in butter salt and spinkled with purple dyed myzthra.

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@dyslexia,

Is Chai2 hot? She must be as her ex's all look like movie actors.

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I would order a meal to go.

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@talk72000,

Well I think I would have lost my appetite, in the circumstances, so ...
I'd request a big, fat joint (which I haven't indulged in for ever so long!) & a big glass of the most expensive sauv blanc going.
I think those might get me through.

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I'd order pizza - to be picked up.

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I would order chalk.

edit:
&tea & rice
I would love a red potion as seen on The Legend of Zelda, too.

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@mister kitten,

I love Legend of Zelda, can't wait for the new one to come out, I'm so there!

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@Caroline,

I beat the Twilight Princess again two days ago! : D
I wish I had a wii; nevertheless I'm excited as well

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If you had a date with the electric chair what meal would you order?

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