You are aware that that would be you if you were the scheduled guest of honor? (unless they use the Quik-Fry setting)
Anyone know if an autopsy done is after the fry?
Start with a nice borscht with some brown bread or maybe a pumpernickel with cole slaw and pastrami. No greasy pastrami I don't want to arrive in Heaven with belching heartburn and get sent to Pluto. A Black Forest cake with Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream and a liter of diet Dr.Pepper (want to watch those calories so offendeth not St.Pablo (who apparently does admissions on alternate Frydays). Maybe a bowl of gemeli pasta in butter, pepper and paprika with a side of green beans, followed with the obligatory Black Forest cake and Cherry Garcia ice cream. Following the meal a pot of coffee and a pack of Winston's while I prepare to myself decompose (and hoping all the fat and cigs will contribute to my sudden death leaving spectators and switch pullers depressed)
And what happens if a power failure starts after I fry start to? Does it mean I get set free?