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A Wise Man Once Said

 
 
djjd62
 
Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2010 05:24 pm
http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr73/djjd1962/iPod_Touch_2nd_3rd_Gen_Kilgore_Trout_wallpaper.jpg

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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2010 05:25 pm
<snort>
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2010 05:40 pm
and love is no way to treat a friend.
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 06:09 am
Hate is no way to treat an enemy.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 06:40 am
My animal lives the life of Riley. Eat, sleep, get petted and scratched -
msolga
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 07:13 am
@djjd62,
Is this another one of those homework questions?
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 07:15 am
A Wise Man Once Said:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"
Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 08:37 pm
No, fuckers, listen: you take the chicken and the snake across the river first. You leave the chicken and take the snake back. Then you leave the snake and take the fox across. Then you take the chicken and the fox back over to the other side again. Then, finally, you take the snake, the chicken, and the fox across all at once.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 08:56 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

A Wise Man Once Said:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"

If we ever meet, what kind of bottle should I treat you to? Beer? Wine? Champagne? Whiskey? Nantucket Nectar? Etc...?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 08:58 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
My animal lives the life of Riley. Eat, sleep, get petted and scratched -

To be reincarnated as the pooch or a kitten of a wealthy Manhattanite! What a life!
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mismi
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2010 09:01 pm
@panzade,
Quote:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"


That is hilarious.
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wayne
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 12:23 am
Smoke and a pancake?
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 09:55 am
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
If we ever meet, what kind of bottle should I treat you to? Beer? Wine? Champagne? Whiskey? Nantucket Nectar? Etc...?


http://www.subliminalworld.org/jimbtng.jpg

panzade
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 09:55 am
@Gargamel,
Laughing
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westwind
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 10:06 pm
marriage is no way to treat lovers
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 10:16 pm
@panzade,
The bottle is a tad bit too small is that the Jim Beam White label (Aged 4 years, 80 proof) or Jim Beam White label (Aged 7 years, 80 proof, "Premium Aged 7 Years Old"?
http://i37.tinypic.com/dwwc5u.jpg
roger
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 10:21 pm
@tsarstepan,
Crap sounds positively ancient, doesn't it?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 10:22 pm
@roger,
Whiskey still confuses me. Single malt, Scotch whiskey, wheat whiskey, etc....
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 13 Aug, 2010 10:33 pm
@tsarstepan,
rye whiskey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaqaML9cT6I&feature=related
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 16 Aug, 2010 02:34 pm
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Is this another one of those homework questions?

That was my thinking as well! Wink
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