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@Region Philbis,

A foodie twofer!
An Entire Town Is Mad at a Chef for Adding Garlic to His Pasta Sauce
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/02/italian-town-cannot-believe-a-chef-puts-garlic-in-his-sauce.html?mid=facebook_grubst
and
First Ketchup 'N' Fries Plant Hits U.S. Market
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2015/02/12/385459778/gardeners-twofer-first-ketchup-n-fries-plant-hits-u-s-market

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@tsarstepan,

https://m.facebook.com/DrBruceBetts/photos/a.275409855933500.1073741828.275067502634402/566496970158119/?type=1&source=48

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@tsarstepan,

Baltimore resident wants to make 'relentlessly gay' yard more relentless, gayer
http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/gay-in-maryland/bal-relentlessly-gay-yard-20150617-story.html

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@Region Philbis,

Aaack!

Texas: I know so much more about it now than I used to.
Not to generalize, of course.

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@tsarstepan,

Loved the Amatrice story.

I myself am not fond of bucatini.. and of course I'd add garlic, the breath of life.

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@ossobuco,

KFC Needed a DNA Test to Prove Its Chicken Wasn’t Rat Meat
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/06/dna-test-proves-kfc-just-serves-bad-chicken-not-rat-meat.html?om_rid=AAAgmh&om_mid=_BViaWpB9C94CIo

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@littlek,

Puppy Meat Scene in Chinese Blockbuster ‘Monster Hunt’ Cut for US Audiences

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@tsarstepan,

Slightly damaged gaming PC yours for $800

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@tsarstepan,

MBTA Transit Police Find ‘Waldo,’ Escort Him From South Station
Thanks Jespah. Smile

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@tsarstepan,

Nike Unleashes New Chicken and Waffles-Themed Sneaker

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Child hit over head with wine bottle on flight after stag party brawl erupted over manbun

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In Britain we have Viz, less political, more lavatorial and philosophical. This is a parody of a terrible woman's magazine.

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Mom destroyed Walmart displays, son exposed himself while dog stole cornbread mix

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@Region Philbis,

Region Philbis wrote:

Mom destroyed Walmart displays, son exposed himself while dog stole cornbread mix

I don't understand! This perfect storm of craziness DID NOT TAKE PLACE IN FLORIDA? Sad

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Support alligator Wally denied entry into Phillies stadium
(espn)

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@Region Philbis,

They need to take this all the way to the USSC! They will have a great alligator in Brett Kavanaugh, who perchance is a zombie gator.

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

Ever Have Sex With an Ostrich?

I still remember that thread and how much I laughed while reading it.

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