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Exhibit a) Little girls give away free lemonade. Conservative columnist is outraged.

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@littlek,

i like the idea, now to find one Confused

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@djjd62,

There was another one out there last night. can't remember which, though.

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like this one?

http://able2know.org/topic/158180-1

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@chai2,

Yes!

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@littlek,

wait a minute, i call shenanigans Mad

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

wait a minute, i call shenanigans

humph...

I'll have you know, that thread is attempting to have a life of it's own.

vampires and stuff.

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How about roger's The Amish Bike?

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Homeless Man Saves American Flag

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This is a Reuters headline, not an A2K thread title. But, it was too perfect to pass up.

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

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@littlek,

a weird headline from a Toronto paper in the 80's, a high school had gone north on a skiing trip and a child died after falling from a ski lift, after the investigation cleared everyone of any wrong doing, the papers headline read

"School Board Finds Fatal Trip Was In Order"

not an inaccurate description, but it makes it sort of sounds like they were due for a fatal trip, maybe some odd class size reduction exercise

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@djjd62,

And....

Expert: Obama is not the antichrist

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Little girls give away free lemonade. Conservative columnist is outraged.

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@edgarblythe,

Edgar, look up----

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@littlek,

Good work, k. I will step back and let you have the credit.

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We think alike - that's the one that inspired the whole thread.

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@littlek,

I looked back and somehow did not see it up there. New ones are harder to spot than I expected. How about
Help Me Combat a Gardening Terrorist.

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