William Shakespeare

Well now the identity of shakespeare is gradually beginning to unfog in the murky depths of my mind (note to self: Jackie Collins-got it!)...

now did somebody mention good ol chris marlowe? - my next question, of equal importance and sincerity..*scoff*...... where can i sell my soul to the devil so i can be just like Dr Faustus?? ive tried chanting but it aint happenin.... tum ti tum...

..maybe theres a shop or something... maybe hell has an equivalent to ebay!.. erm straying from the point now.. so will shut up post haste

annifa, the easiest ways to sell your soul to the devil these days are to get a credit card, or hire a lawyer.

Give your credit card to your lawyer, and the process takes half the time.

Chris Marlowe, wasn't he the famous elizabethan private eye?

My friends once coerced me into going to a psychic with them, and after giving an accurate portrait of this life, he then said that I was Anne Brontë in a previous life... he must have been on something stronger than the joy of peace and love.

They are all trying to deceive your Elizabethan-wise innocence. Everyone knows that it was the enticing combination of Reese Witherspoon and the Spirit of Trotsky who wrote those few plays.

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalalala. what u think? how tuneful am i??????????

Oi you missy, stop spamming! If i've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! stop spamming, you are wasting precious internet highway space

Watch your intonation, annie. Don't over sing. Be sharp, and don't be flat.

Flat? Moi? Never.
Oi you Veronica, just because your an "Enthusiast in Training" now, doesnt mean you can get all high and mighty. Terrible thing, envy.

Indeed.


Anyway I found out something jolly interesting don't you know, big Willie Shakespeare was in fact American!

Like Winston Churchill.. and some other chappie we all thought was English. Ah no no no. They were all American - Hollywood said so.

Ho hum.....

I thought Joseph Conrad was Kit Marlowe.

There actually is a Shakespearean amongst us.

Bear is a decendant.




(Think Willie is rolling in his grave?}

In his grave? I've spotted him doing christmas shoppings together with Elvis the other day!

Ooh I saw him too, buying underwear in Marks and Spencers.

Fools! Fools!

Complacent fools!

Is THE MAN himself too much for you?

You take HIS name in vain.

spendius.

'tis caviar for the million, spenndius.

yes well, if you want to find information about shakespeare, that is if you have honestly never heard of him, I doubt you'll be hard pressed to find out who he was and what kind of impact he's had on English literature, as for what is the bible, it's a collection of scriptures that form the basis for christianity and judaism, as well as documents important eras in other religions. Again it's not exactly something too difficult to find information on through the simplest of google searches. There, i've humored her question

Yes... probably best not to humour me.. it only encourages me.

So ....erm.. what's "google"?

Sorry, who were we talking about again?

Sorry, what?