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Mon 28 Jan, 2008 11:38 am
A man wearing a balaclava burts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the f**king safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank,we dont hold any money".
"Dont argue just open the safe or i'll blow your f**king head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But ist full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Dont argue,just drink it" he says.She pries off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.The girl drinks another one.Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girls amazement,its he husband.....
"Not that f**king difficult is it?" he says.
@scooby-doo cv,
Wasn't that the theme behind Brokeback Mountain..? (j/k)
@socalgolfguy,
socalgolfguy;51885 wrote:Wasn't that the theme behind Brokeback Mountain..? (j/k)
Nope he was was wearing a balaclava,not a cowboy hat
Haven't seen the film in question.
@scooby-doo cv,
scooby-doo;51894 wrote:Nope he was was wearing a balaclava,not a cowboy hat
Haven't seen the film in question.
It's your kind of thing, trust me.
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;51896 wrote:It's your kind of thing, trust me.
Have you seen it ? it never appealed to me,did you enjoy it ?
@scooby-doo cv,
scooby-doo;51900 wrote:Have you seen it ? it never appealed to me,did you enjoy it ?
No, I haven't seen it, but I've heard a lot about it, and it just occured to me to mention that you would like it very much.
@scooby-doo cv,
Scoob used to go after Pino - guess it's your turn in the barrel, Reag.
@scooby-doo cv,
Scooby's never liked me all that much. It's because I'm always too soft on those damned Jews.
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;51918 wrote:Scooby's never liked me all that much. It's because I'm always too soft on those damned Jews.
I take people as i find them,dont mistake my dislike of Zionism for being anti-jewish,i hate radical islam just as much,shariah law,not thanks,athiesm works for me :thumbup:
@scooby-doo cv,
Stalin was an atheist.
Didn't like Jews much either. Didn't like anyone all that much, really.
Anyway, I'll take this as a confession that you are a Stalinist.
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;51931 wrote:Stalin was an atheist.
Didn't like Jews much either. Didn't like anyone all that much, really.
Anyway, I'll take this as a confession that you are a Stalinist.
I think you will find religion has been responsible for millions of deaths throughout the centuries.
Stalin was an evil bastard,just like hitler :thumbdown:
@scooby-doo cv,
Atheists killed more than religion.
"Religion," what a generalization. Buddhism is a religion. By your logic, because of that, its hands are just as bloody as Islam's.
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;51935 wrote:Atheists killed more than religion.
"Religion," what a generalization. Buddhism is a religion. By your logic, because of that, its hands are just as bloody as Islam's.
And all athiests are like stalin,dont forget christianity,or are they the good guys ?
@scooby-doo cv,
Quote:And all athiests are like stalin,dont forget christianity,or are they the good guys ?
Think of all the actively atheist regimes that also include mass murder. When you're an atheist, you don't have to answer to God.
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;51942 wrote:Think of all the actively atheist regimes that also include mass murder. When you're an atheist, you don't have to answer to God.
LOL And all the people that have killed for their religion got to heaven,because their god forgave them :eek: thats no fair us athiests dont have anyone to forgive us :eek:
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;51942 wrote:Think of all the actively atheist regimes that also include mass murder. When you're an atheist, you don't have to answer to God.
Think of all the actively religious regimes that also include mass murder, hell narrow it down to Christians.
You guys eliminated entire cultures.
Atheists, not so much.
@scooby-doo cv,
scooby-doo;51946 wrote:LOL And all the people that have killed for their religion got to heaven,because their god forgave them :eek: thats no fair us athiests dont have anyone to forgive us :eek:
Hey, when the Pope approves, it's fair game.
@Sabz5150,
Sabz5150;52118 wrote:Think of all the actively religious regimes that also include mass murder, hell narrow it down to Christians.
You guys eliminated entire cultures.
Atheists, not so much.
Cool, examples? Stalin managed to kill about 20,000,000, which sort of damaged all their respective cultures, you know. China, well, they've just been great to the Tibetan Buddhists.
@scooby-doo cv,
thought this thread was based on a joke about a sperm bank..? A little off course, what..?
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