@Silverchild79,
Enroute to work this morning, I saw Bush flying a WWI bi-plane, laughing his ass off, throwing hand grenades at orphanages, homes for the elderly, and veteran hospitals. Meanwhile, Cheney was nearby, in a zeppelin, pouring sulpheric acid onto helpless zoo animals, especially young ones. And yes, Old Porkchop was giggling like a fool, as usual. I got inspired, pulled over, got out, hung out for awhile, and then pounced on a homeless panhandler, savagely pummeling his lice-infested head with some steel pipe I found under a tree. While smashing his brain, I screamed, "Bush made me do it. Bush made me do it."