funnies

Do you know what a 710 is?




A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her o ver to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
The blonde points to the oil cap = 7IO

A new version of the birds and the bees;

A little boy goes to his father and asks

"Daddy, how was I born?" The father

answers: "Well son, I guess one day

you will need to find out anyway! Your

Mom and I first got together in a chat

room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date

via e-mail with your Mom and we met

at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a

secluded room, where your mother

agreed to a download from my hard

drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,

we discovered that neither one of us had

used a firewall, and since it was too late

to hit the delete button, nine months later

a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You have male (with a picture of a baby boy attached)

What gets longer when pulled?

Fits between your tits??

Inserts neatly in a hole and

works best when jerked???

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A SEAT BELT you Pervert!!!

BUCKLE up and pass it on!!!

hehehe good ones

710. Nice!

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." "

bahahahah

LOL. Man...those two just about made me pee myself. :p

Happy to have entertained you...:Pickle: