funnies

I must be losing it...that was actually kind of funny

One summer night, eight teenage boys crammed into a muscle-car, and went racing through the forest, drinking beer, chucking out empty bottles, spinning brodies, churning up dirt roads. As they were flying along, they suddenly saw in their headlights an old lady on the side of the road. Hunched over her car, hood up, engine steaming, she looked distressed. They laughed at her and called her names. As they raced by at 100 mph, she hollered, "STOP!!!!!!!!", to which they barked, in unison,
"F--- you, old b----!!!!!!!!! Just then, the old lady added,
"It's a CLIFF!" :headbang:

One day I told my kids I was turning 50. One guy looked shocked, and asked, "You have actually lived for 50 years!?!"When I said 'yes', he shook his head, disapprovingly. It was funny.

lol, you worried Pino?

Is she still alive?

How far from the border are you?:cig:

A few feet?
JK
A few miles.

Could an American sneak over to Mexico? I mean....how hard would that be, given what you've seen of border security? I think it would funny -- to sneak back and forth, a handful of times, taking videos each time, giving them to the media afterward.