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@Red cv,

Dear Diary: INterviewed a hot piece of ass yesterday for the secretary position. Oi Vei Completely unquallified, but so nice to look at. She starts Monday LOL (J/K)

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@Red cv,

Dear Diary,
Today my daughter called to pinch my air mileage so that she can go to London, Paris and Rome with her new husband. I reminded her that we have not had a vacation in a couple of years and they just got back from Cabo last month. My bride is afraid to travel right now because of our old feeble cats. She would hate to be on the beach at Kanapaali sipping a mai-tai and get a call that one of the old critters finally croaked....

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@Red cv,

If they are tha close to death smother them while she is sleeping. I hate it when people put animals before themselves.

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@Red cv,

Drink a few for me. I have a two-beer limit, the one time per week I drink. Throw a few back for an ex-party hound.

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@socalgolfguy,

socalgolfguy;24416 wrote:

Dear Diary,
Today my daughter called to pinch my air mileage so that she can go to London, Paris and Rome with her new husband. I reminded her that we have not had a vacation in a couple of years and they just got back from Cabo last month. My bride is afraid to travel right now because of our old feeble cats. She would hate to be on the beach at Kanapaali sipping a mai-tai and get a call that one of the old critters finally croaked....

Lol aw....

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@Pinochet73,

Pinochet73;24274 wrote:

Dear Diary,

Today I am FITTY. Yeah.....I hate it, but it's true. I is FITTY. Themes for my fifties (not necessarily in this order):

1. Health and fitness
2. Teaching
3. God
4. Guns
5. Family, especially my two dogs

:AR15firing: :rocketwhore:

happy belated Pino Very Happy

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@Red cv,

Pino73 - Happy 50th young man.

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@Red cv,

Thanks, folks. I'm still hitting the weights and pavement. Rigt now, I'm watching GW and Putin on TV. Those two dudes are fit.

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@rugonnacry,

LOL Socal, your funny. I had an old cat and the day she died was like I was given back my life. What a hateful beast Muffin was, evil and viscious and I was so happy she died at 15. I hate cats now.

Dear Diary;

I think my other half is trying to kill me. He had a boom truck unload three pallets of wood for the construction of his "Dream Shop". Guess who had to haul said lumber from the neighbours yard to mine? Yes meeeeeeeeeee. Now I'm the money man/gal for this project. Hubbies Dream Workshop is my 20th Anniversary Gift to him. I should of bought him golf clubs, this is costing me a fortune. Anyone interest in my organs? I'm B- if you are. Here's a picture of what was once my lovely rose garden/secret garden area. Sob, he's done made it look like Norm Abram's back forty. I promised I would not interfer but inform him when the money runs out, well I'm interfering on a daily bases and he keeps reminding me he wants his "Rational Money Man/Gal Back" because she wasn't going to nag him. Yea like I meant that I wasn't going to interfer, 20 years of marrage and he falls for that line. Dahhhhh like I didn't notice that he ordered top of the line tounge and groove plywood for a freaking shed. Oh this isn't going to end well.

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@Red cv,

Cool. Looks like Florida.

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@Red cv,

Dear Diary,

The family visiting phase of the summer is over. I am now a bit down.....maybe even depressed. I miss everyone. A certain emptiness has crept in.

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@Red cv,

Dear Diary,
This week Mrs. SoCal decided to go in business with her waxer. They will combine waxing with sexy intimate apparel and potions in 5-6 new locations around the SoCal southland. Waxing party anyone..?

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@Red cv,

Good luck with that. Not that you need luck, it is California, I suppose.

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@Reagaknight,

Reagaknight;24716 wrote:

Good luck with that. Not that you need luck, it is California, I suppose.

It absolutely amazes me that a woman will pay 75 bucks for that...
Telly Savalas had no idea what he started.

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@Red cv,

I lived n BARSTOW for two years, back in the day. Believe it or not, I loved it. I love the Mojave, and I love SoCal, where we'd go every five-day-break, once a month. IT ROCKED, HARD!!!!!! California is the bomb, big time. But, too expensive and far for us.

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@Red cv,

Barstow - man, it's hot out there today - temp should hit 110 at least. We used to call it BarStump when I was a kid.

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@Pinochet73,

Pinochet73;24750 wrote:

I lived n BARSTOW for two years, back in the day. Believe it or not, I loved it. I love the Mojave, and I love SoCal, where we'd go every five-day-break, once a month. IT ROCKED, HARD!!!!!! California is the bomb, big time. But, too expensive and far for us.

there are a lot of evil democrats in california pino :eek:

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@socalgolfguy,

socalgolfguy;24793 wrote:

Barstow - man, it's hot out there today - temp should hit 110 at least. We used to call it BarStump when I was a kid.

When La Wifa (my girlfriend, back then) and I first drove into Barstow, where I had been assigned by the Army, the first person we saw was an old drunk peeing in the gutter on Main Street, in broad daylight. A few blocks down, we saw a pimp selling drugs to customers who were also purchasing Number One with his ladies. By the time we got a hotel room, my woman was in tears. She asked, "Where have you brought me?" It got better after that, thankfully. She still hated the place up until we left, two years later. I dug it. Dunno why.

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@scooby-doo cv,

scooby-doo;24805 wrote:

there are a lot of evil democrats in california pino :eek:

Yeah, but California is the land of The Super-Cool. Everybody stays chilled, to himself, doing his own thing, soaking up the beautiful people and natural environment. Bro, I dig California. I hated leaving that place, bad. One time, La Wifa and I went to Santa Barbara for the weekend. We had a great breakfast the day we drove back to the Mojave. The restaurant was on a warf the ocean lightly beat with its waves. The chow was great, the coffee perfect, it didn't cost much, and the help was polite and efficient. I thought, "Man, this is paradise. It just doesn't get any better than this." And guess what? Until we got to TEXAS, it didn't. Yipper. :headbang:

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@Red cv,

Red;24641 wrote:

LOL Socal, your funny. I had an old cat and the day she died was like I was given back my life. What a hateful beast Muffin was, evil and viscious and I was so happy she died at 15. I hate cats now.

Dear Diary;

I think my other half is trying to kill me. He had a boom truck unload three pallets of wood for the construction of his "Dream Shop". Guess who had to haul said lumber from the neighbours yard to mine? Yes meeeeeeeeeee. Now I'm the money man/gal for this project. Hubbies Dream Workshop is my 20th Anniversary Gift to him. I should of bought him golf clubs, this is costing me a fortune. Anyone interest in my organs? I'm B- if you are. Here's a picture of what was once my lovely rose garden/secret garden area. Sob, he's done made it look like Norm Abram's back forty. I promised I would not interfer but inform him when the money runs out, well I'm interfering on a daily bases and he keeps reminding me he wants his "Rational Money Man/Gal Back" because she wasn't going to nag him. Yea like I meant that I wasn't going to interfer, 20 years of marrage and he falls for that line. Dahhhhh like I didn't notice that he ordered top of the line tounge and groove plywood for a freaking shed. Oh this isn't going to end well.

Sano tubes i see. Gonna be a wood flore huh?

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