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Reply Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:41 pm
C'mon now. Let's hit it.

I ran through trees,
Swam across seas,
Crawled up cliffs,
Torched many stiffs,
Ate a live bear,
Shaved off my back, 28 pounds of hair,
Much dung did I flung,
Licked clean a sewer or two, with my hairy tongue.
Wiped my ass with broken glass,
Ugly as a catcher's mit, 'cuz I be the dang old chit.Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Red cv
 
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Reply Sat 25 Aug, 2007 12:40 pm
@Pinochet73,
LOL Pino, don't quit your day job lad.

I learned this one in high school, author unknown.

You can do what ever you think you can but you will never accomplish more for if you are afraid of yourself young man there is nothing for you in store.

For failure comes from inside first it's there if you only knew it, and you can win though you face the worst if you feel you can DO IT.
Pinochet73
 
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Reply Sat 25 Aug, 2007 09:25 pm
@Red cv,
Red;32782 wrote:
LOL Pino, don't quit your day job lad.

I learned this one in high school, author unknown.

You can do what ever you think you can but you will never accomplish more for if you are afraid of yourself young man there is nothing for you in store.

For failure comes from inside first it's there if you only knew it, and you can win though you face the worst if you feel you can DO IT.


Did the guy who wrote that quit his dayjob? Who was it -- Starv'n Marvin?Very Happy
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Sat 25 Aug, 2007 09:28 pm
@Pinochet73,
They say I'm a fool,
But I feel real cool.
They say I'm a crazy guy,
But I say I'm just sly.
Red says I'm a hunk,
But we ain't jump'n in the bunk,
'Cuz I can only sleep,
or just lay there, count'n sheep.
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tvsej
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 02:51 pm
@Pinochet73,
Good one!
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Red cv
 
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 06:53 pm
@Pinochet73,
The Germans are well educated,

the French well dressed.

The Irish have talent, and the Americans are polite.

The British are none of these things.
Pinochet73
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2007 08:24 pm
@Pinochet73,
Dedicated to Scooby-Doo, The Redheaded Commie of Scotland

There once was a man named Pinochet.
He killed Commies for sport, or so they say.
He blew up Santiago, and chased down that devil Allende,
Smashing his Red Army, chasing the Russians, Chinese and Cubans away.
He believed in God and country, and knew Karl Marx was a bum.
Free people everywhere love him, for hunting down and killing Commie scum.
Drnaline
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 07:38 am
@Pinochet73,
Viva la Pinochet.
Pinochet73
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 08:23 pm
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;36332 wrote:
Viva la Pinochet.


"I awoke to the sound of mass executions by firing sqaud. I panicked, and sweated icy drops of blood. Looking out the window, I saw it was Pinochet, killing Commies by the hundreds, again. 'Ah,' I thought. 'It's the Good Dudes.' I went back to sleep, and dreamt of glory, in my safe homeland."

-- Enrique Villalobos, Santiago, Chile; 1973
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 08:24 pm
@Red cv,
Red;33854 wrote:
The Germans are well educated,

the French well dressed.

The Irish have talent, and the Americans are polite.

The British are none of these things.


I have known a few who bathe -- not many, but a handful.
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 08:26 pm
@Pinochet73,
PINOCHET ON PURGING COMMUNISM FROM CHILE:

"The mass executions and torture will continue until morale improves, dramatically."
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aaronssongs
 
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Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2007 12:52 am
@Pinochet73,
Pinochet73;34651 wrote:
Dedicated to Scooby-Doo, The Redheaded Commie of Scotland

There once was a man named Pinochet.
He killed Commies for sport, or so they say.
He blew up Santiago, and chased down that devil Allende,
Smashing his Red Army, chasing the Russians, Chinese and Cubans away.
He believed in God and country, and knew Karl Marx was a bum.
Free people everywhere love him, for hunting down and killing Commie scum.


Sorry, but this isn't a poem...it started off as a limerick, but got lost along the way. The meter is off....you can't start verse with a defined meter, and then go to free form...or vice versa...it doesn't work.
I guess those that can't write, critique. LOL
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2007 07:29 am
@Pinochet73,
Quote:
The meter is off....you can't start verse with a defined meter, and then go to free form...or vice versa...it doesn't work.
Not even with poetic licence. You seem to try an make it work, why are you allowed and not him?
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I guess those that can't write, critique. LOL
You fit your own description, don't you, LOL.
aaronssongs
 
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Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2007 03:35 pm
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;38268 wrote:
Not even with poetic licence. You seem to try an make it work, why are you allowed and not him?You fit your own description, don't you, LOL.


You've never read my poetry, drnaline....how would you know what I can work?
I've sold out of my 6th edition...how many books have you sold?
And that would be "poetic license" ....still refuse to use a dictionary, eh?
My uncle used to say, a "hard head, will always make a soft behind". You ol' softie, you!
Freeman15
 
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Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2007 04:36 pm
@aaronssongs,
Star climb, midget in a hat.
Bar fight, gibblets and a cat.

Explanation:
A midget in a hat is a pretty difficult thing to accept after climbing the ******* stars, and the rewards for risking your neck in a bar fight are far too unsubstantiative.

The gibblets are undoubetly fake, and how are we to assume the poet is serious about the cat?
aaronssongs
 
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Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2007 05:27 pm
@Freeman15,
Freeman15;38359 wrote:
Star climb, midget in a hat.
Bar fight, gibblets and a cat.

Explanation:
A midget in a hat is a pretty difficult thing to accept after climbing the ***ing stars, and the rewards for risking your neck in a bar fight are far too unsubstantiative.

The gibblets are undoubetly fake, and how are we to assume the poet is serious about the cat?


Not everything passing as fare, is poetry....
Perhaps you could explain the piece and where it originates from...for context' sake, since you presented it....and the author?
Drnaline
 
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Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2007 05:47 pm
@aaronssongs,
aaronssongs;38353 wrote:
You've never read my poetry, drnaline....how would you know what I can work?
I've sold out of my 6th edition...how many books have you sold?
And that would be "poetic license" ....still refuse to use a dictionary, eh?
My uncle used to say, a "hard head, will always make a soft behind". You ol' softie, you!
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You've never read my poetry, drnaline....how would you know what I can work?
Never say never.
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I've sold out of my 6th edition...how many books have you sold?
I sell plenty, every time i have a yard sale. Speaking of yard sales, that's where i picked up your (so called)work, LOL.
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And that would be "poetic license" ....still refuse to use a dictionary, eh?
I could but why should i, for you , haaaaa.
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My uncle used to say, a "hard head, will always make a soft behind".
comment deleted.
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You ol' softie, you.
You'd love it.
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Freeman15
 
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Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2007 11:40 pm
@aaronssongs,
aaronssongs;38363 wrote:
Not everything passing as fare, is poetry....
Perhaps you could explain the piece and where it originates from...for context' sake, since you presented it....and the author?


It didn't originate from a larger work, I stole it from my friend Mark, he was drunk a few nights ago and started babbling, I happened to remember it. It's as much poetry as anything else in the genre for authors who lack enough skill to write prose.
aaronssongs
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2007 01:05 am
@Freeman15,
Freeman15;38441 wrote:
It didn't originate from a larger work, I stole it from my friend Mark, he was drunk a few nights ago and started babbling, I happened to remember it. It's as much poetry as anything else in the genre for authors who lack enough skill to write prose.


It is not poetry...it is your friends' drunken babble....and that's all it is. Geez.
Let's just dumb down every g.d. thing.....see what George Bush has done to the g.d country? Folks are starting to act just like him.
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Curmudgeon
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2007 08:17 am
@Pinochet73,
The dumbing down has been ongoing a lot longer than either of the Bush's tenures. Can't really blame it on them, moreso on an education system more interested in Political Correctness than in education. Once again, you channel everything back to your own bugaboos, rather than allow another opinion to exist.

Poetry exists in many forms other than restrictive iambic pentameter, etc.
What about "free verse"? Much outstanding poetic work has been celebrated that might not fit your conception of poetry, Aaron.
 

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